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Chapter Two




She woke up slowly, rising through layers of sleep, the remnants of her dreams fading away 
like mist along the edges of her thoughts. Cuddy smiled. She lay on her side, comfortable and 
warm thanks to the long radiating frame of House pressed up behind her, snoring softly. The 
ancient bedside clock read a little after seven, and the overcast light coming through the 
windows foretold a hint of rain.

 

Cuddy sighed. The corset was pressing into her ribcage a bit since House’s arm was wrapped 
around her chest, so she shifted and got out of bed. She ran her hands through her hair, 
hoping she’d remembered to pack mouthwash. Carefully she reached up, stretching, letting 
every muscle along her stomach and shoulders lengthen out . . . God it felt good. The little 
aches this morning were sweet reminders, and Cuddy smiled all the way into the bathroom.

 

She turned on the faucet, and a glitter caught her eye. Staring, she looked down at her left 
hand, seeing, FEELING the ring for the first time. Her chest tightened even as she studied the 
delicate filigree heart with the diamond in the center of it.

 

Perfect. I would have picked it out. Oh GOD, he can’t be serious---

 

She pushed herself up from the sink and stared at her reflection for a long moment as the 
woman in the mirror stared back. Wild tangled morning hair that would take plenty gel and 
patience to tame; pale skin needing blush to not look completely dead; big startled eyes filling 
up—

 

No. Not going to cry. NO,  she ordered herself sternly. Then she brought her hand up to her 
face, and the image of the ring nestled perfectly on her finger broke her resolve for a moment. 
The sob escaped, a choked sound and Cuddy pressed her palms back down on the counter for support, letting the wave of fear-tinged joy roll over her. Hot tears rolled down her face, 
splashing on rim of the sink.

 

A sound at the doorway startled her; Cuddy raised her face to see House standing there 
uneasily, a ludicrous sight with his flyaway curls and naked body, gripping his cane for support. 
He winced. “This is the good kind of crying, right?

 

She turned to him, laughing through her sniffles and slid into his one-armed embrace. Cuddy 
felt his muscles unclench and realized how tense House had been. How . . . uncertain, for once 
in his life.

 

She raised her face to his, blinking through the wetness, and rubbing her cold nose on his 
shoulder. “It’s the good kind. Damn it, you knew once I saw it I’d be helpless to refuse, didn’t 
you? That’s so . . . fiendish of you, Greg! Totally unfair!”

 

He dropped a kiss to the top of her head, blinking quickly. “Rush job, considering you have to 
arrange our wedding in twenty-four hours.”

 

Cuddy pulled away to glare up into his face. “I WHAT?” she yelled. House looked up to the low 
ceiling of the cottage and gave a deep sigh, conveying a mock disappointment.

 

“Oh She-Beast, come on. You’re one of the most efficient, ruthless Deans of Medicine on the 
East Coast—if anyone can pull this together in two days it’s you. We’ll get Wilson out, whip 
through the vows, have some cake and call it a marriage. Hinoshu will be appeased, the 
hospital funding will be finalized and everyone wins.”

 

She quivered, fighting the twin urges to throttle him and kiss him senseless. “So that’s it—your 
line of reasoning, huh?” She licked the corner of her mouth, tasting a tear. “Get married simply because the license is about to run out and it makes good financial sense career-wise?”

 

House slipped his arm around her and swung them both back towards the bed; he pushed her 
down, pinning her to the tangled blankets with the weight of his big, warm body and kissed her 
neck. Cuddy pounded his back in protest, but he kept kissing, working his way to a little magic 
spot behind one delicate ear, licking it firmly. She moaned, horrified at how loud it was, how her 
legs slid up and around his thighs. House breathed against the side of her face.

 

“No, we’re getting married because we both want it, Lisa. Because it’s right, even if on the 
surface it seems for the wrong reasons. If the added benefits are that the hospital gets funded, 
great. But right here the truth comes down to the fact that you love me, and I love you.” House 
rumbled. “Even if---“

 

He rolled off of her, and Cuddy lay there a moment, longer, fighting more tears, regretting the 
loss of his warm weight. She looked over at him next to her.

 

“Even if---“ she prompted. House gave a little shrug.

 

“Well, even if you can’t actually pull it off. I was just trying to boost your confidence there 
because I have my doubts that you CAN—post holiday, short notice—“ he gave a resigned little 
sigh. Cuddy thrust her jaw out mulishly, feeling the warmth blooming in her stomach at the 
challenge.

 

She sat up, brushing her hair back and leaned over him, narrowing her gaze and stroking her 
hand down his bare chest along the sweet little trail of fur that passed over his navel towards 
his groin. House met her gaze, his own looking startled, and aroused. Cuddy bent and brushed 
her lips on his.

 

“You don’t think I can pull it off? Ceremony, rings, suit and dress, dinner? I beg to differ, 
Gregory House. I’ve done dinner parties in twenty minutes, I’ve had ORs prepped in SEVEN; I 
can pull off a simple wedding in two days---“

 

“You think?” He grunted as her hand slid around his rising shaft. She arched an eyebrow at him, 
her fingers sliding in a slow snug stroke. House looked down at the sweetly lewd sight of his 
cock caressed by her hand, the ring twinkling in the overcast light of the bedroom.

 

“I KNOW,” she purred with the confidence of a tigress. “With a little input from you.”

 

“Input—“ House gasped, feeling himself swell in her grasp, “Oh I’m into input. Thinking about 
putting it into you right NOW in fact—“

 

“Shhhhh—Merry Christmas by the way, “ Cuddy smirked, toying with him. “Nice candy cane—“

 

“That’s not a candy cane, it’s the North Pole—“ House argued right before she pulled her hand 
away and scooted back onto the bed, laughing.

 

“Oh yeah? Well let’s see if it points in the right direction, buster.”

 

House rolled over and deftly snagged one of Cuddy’s slender ankles, his big hand circling it 
easily. With calm force, he pushed his way forward until he was braced against the edge of the 
bed, his shoulders under her thighs. Cuddy looked down at him, amused to be folded in half, her 
eyes liquid and big in the morning light. He rubbed his bristly cheek along the inside of her thigh, 
lightly, letting it tickle and tease rather than hurt.

 

“You have no idea how sexy you smell, do you?” he began conversationally, blowing a soft puff 
of breath across the thatch of tangled fur nearly under his lips. “Warm and female. Utterly 
female. The rich perfume of your pheromones and hormones bewitching my poor nose and 
dick. I love the scent of you on my sheets, She-Beast. I hold off washing them so I can sleep 
with that when you’re not there.”

 

House nibbled lightly on the long hollow along one inner thigh, making Cuddy quiver. She tried to 
push him away, but he caught her hands and wove his fingers into hers under her thighs, 
pinning her hands to the mattress. They both felt her ring in their united grip.

 

“Greg---“

 

“But the real thrill is how you taste. See, I was never a big fan of orality,” House murmured, 
moving his lips closer to her soft fluff. “The first time I kissed you—not here, but on your mouth—changed everything. I may not have much of a sweet tooth when it comes to food, but 
my sense of taste is fine tuned where you’re concerned.”

 

“What are you talking about?” Cuddy whimpered as her hips began to wriggle a bit. House 
chuckled softly.

 

“The mouth of a woman is the promise of her body, She-Beast. Men like myself understand 
that, we KNOW kisses are the teasing appetizer, and if the flavor of her mouth makes you hard 
you’re going to love going down on her.”

 

“Oh really?” Cuddy managed through clenched teeth. His slow teasing was thrumming over her nerves, and she tried to lift her hips up to his lips.

 

“Yep. And your lips told me your muff was going to taste like pulpy strawberries, sun-warmed 
and melting in that heat, tangy and rich--“ He rumbled happily.

 

Cuddy closed her eyes to better enjoy the way her body held the tension, the anticipation of 
House’s impending kiss. The leisurely glide of his tongue right along her cleft left her shivering 
hard, his heat so alive and slick.

 

“Oh God---“ came her low moan. He did it again, slowly; as if he had all the time in the world to 
enjoy himself. She flexed a bit, fingers tightening with his. “Stop teasing!”

 

“Why?” House breathed softly, the question as much a torment as his tongue had been. Cuddy wriggled again, and gave a frustrated growl.

 

“Because I will KILL you if you don’t get TO it, Greg!”

 

Her frantic tone and the helpless wriggle of her ass sent fresh heat through his entire frame, 
and House gave up holding back. With sweet deliberation he licked and suckled his way along 
her soft petal folds, savoring the flavor that was uniquely, deliciously Cuddy.

 

Her low groans and sighs grew louder, thrilling some deep place within him, making his cock 
stiffen shamelessly. House lost himself in the smug joy of taking her to the brink again and 
again, building up her erotic bliss with slow and delectable skill. Finally, he circled his tongue 
steadily against the throbbing bud, rewarded with Cuddy’s low cry of sheer animal pleasure. 
Her slender thighs brushed his stubbly cheeks.

 

When she’d all but collapsed, relaxing against the rumpled sheets, House rose up and slid his 
arms around her thighs. He pulled. Startled, Cuddy’s limp frame slid to the edge of the bed, legs dangling on either side of his hips. He leaned over her, bracing himself against the edge of the mattress, staring down at her, his expression etched in blue-eyed desire.

 

Cuddy reached down, her hand circling his engorged shaft, guiding the head to the gleaming 
rose cleft. House held back, muscles trembling with the effort it took, and the tantalizing kiss of 
his flesh to hers, barely touching was both frustrating and beautiful as she looked down at it at 
their bodies.

 

He spoke, his voice raspy and deep.

 

“I want you. I want THIS, Lisa. Night after night, year into year—nothing less than what we are 
here and now, because---“ and before she could say anything to that, House rocked his hips 
forward and slickly sank himself deeply into her, “—We. Fit. OhGOD—“

 

And they were mindless after that, frenzied in pleasure and wrapped in each other, mouths 
caressing skin, bodies rocking in a relentless rhythm as timeless as the waves beyond the 
windows of the little bedroom.

 

***   ***   ***

 

The phone rang. With an oath, Wilson made to grab it, and only succeeded in knocking it off 
the nightstand. He fished for the cell phone off the carpet, distracted only when a hand slid 
across his hip.

 

“’Lo?” he chuffed, rolling onto his back. Emily was deep under the covers; a lump under the 
quilt.

 

“Get out your suitcase, Jimmy-Boy. You’re catching the four forty seven PM flight on Oceanic 
to Bermuda,” came House’s amused voice. “Bought you a ticket—you can pick it up at the 
airport counter.”

 

“Oh thank you, I was wondering how I was going to get out of clinic today,” Wilson shot back, 
his tone mild. “Clearly an emergency conference on a tropical island is the perfect excuse.”

 

“You can thank me later. Now roll over and tell your professional associate to watch that flea 
hotel dog of yours for two days. Don’t forget to pack a suit.”

 

“Did it ever occur to you I might say no, Greg? That I might in fact have PLANS for the 
holidays?”

 

“It occurred to me that the longer you talk on the phone the less time you have to screw Emily goodbye,” came the snide response. “Get with the program.”

 

 Wilson sighed. “You’re . . . serious.”

 

“Serious,” House agreed. “So get your on-call covered. See you here around seven—“ he 
hung up as Wilson blinked. Next to him, the lump stirred, and Emily’s sleepy head emerged 
from under the blankets, her smile warm.

 

“What’s up?”

 

“That was House. Apparently he wants me to meet him in Bermuda . . .” Wilson blurted as the 
most immediate suspicion came rushing into his mind. His eyes widened and he let his jaw 
work a second at Emily scooted closer and draped herself all over him.

 

Bermuda? You’re kidding. HE’S kidding, James, it’s probably just some sort of joke,” she 
mumbled, laying her head on his bare chest and gently toying with one brown nipple. Wilson 
shook his head against the pillows and absently bent to kiss the top of her head.

 

“Not his style. For Greg the biggest joke would be no joke at all, which is precisely what I think’s 
going on. Oh God . . . Em, I—“ Wilson paused, torn between telling her his suspicions and 
keeping quiet. She tilted her face to look up at him and caught the conflict there. Very carefully 
she bit back a smile.

 

“I know that look,” she whispered. “I see it all the time with my patients. You’ve got something 
you want to say, but you’re afraid to do it. It’s not hard to guess, James, so let me try—all you 
have to do is nod or shake your head, okay?”

 

Very slowly he nodded and Emily propped her chin on his chest, thinking for a moment as she 
tried to blow her bangs out of her face. “Let’s see—he needs you to get there quick, so it’s 
something impulsive—“

 

Wilson nodded.

 

“But it can’t be something illegal, since he’s not calling from jail—

 

Another nod.

 

“It’s mostly likely something personal because he’s calling you here at home.”

 

Another nod, this one accompanied by a grin. Emily drew in a breath and lifted her chin from
Wilson
’s chest, her answering smile amused. “So, I’d guess he’s eloping.”

 

Wilson blinked, then reached to pull her over his chest, helping her straddle him under the 
blankets. He kissed her nose gently, then let his mouth land on hers as he spoke.

 

“That’s what I think too—so I don’t know whether to cheer him on, or talk him out of it.”

 

Emily smiled, and kissed him back with a little more oomph, laughing at the flare of heat 
between them. She shifted her lips to the side of his face, feeling the sparse scrape of his 
stubble.

 

“Decide when you get there—but for right now—“ came her murmur. However the soft whine of 
Oliver from behind the closed bedroom door broke into the moment, and both Wilson and Emily 
smiled crookedly at each other.

 

“Two days in Bermuda and then I’ll be back—where are we on the cycle?”

 

Emily thought for a moment, mentally calculating. “Just out of potential conception week, so for 
the next twelve days or so we wait and keep our fingers crossed.”

 

Wilson nodded, feeling both pride and hope surge through him; gently he squeezed Emily in a 
hug, then sighed.

 

“Okay then. So if I’m out of town, could I persuade you to watch—“

 

“—Oliver? No problem. We’ll hang out here until you get back,” Emily agreed contentedly. “It will 
give me a chance to catch up on some file notes I’ve been putting off.”

 

***   ***   ***

 

House looked at the list Cuddy held out to him and considered whining, but the gleam in her eye forestalled it; reluctantly he took the slip of paper. They stood on the sidewalk outside ER 
Aubrey, Jewelers in the Naval Dockyard shopping center. The day was not as overcast, and 
seagulls wheeled overhead, getting ready to follow the ferry heading for Hamilton. House 
stared down at the paper.

 

“You really want to get me one?” he finally asked, and his voice held a genuine hint of surprise. 
Cuddy squared her shoulders and nodded ever so slightly. She looked pale but determined in 
her long denim skirt and pink sweater.

 

“Look it’s . . .  traditional, okay? That reminds me—what ARE you? Catholic? Protestant?” 
even as she asked, an odd sense of shame hit her stomach that she didn’t already know. 
House looked up from his list.

 

“Lutheran, thanks to Farber. Seriously LAPSED Lutheran. But I assumed we’d be doing 
something civil and nondenominational.”

 

“Yeah, well if we opt for that, then the only place we can get married is in that stuffy little office 
at the Registrar’s, Greg. Bermuda’s JPs don’t do weddings, so if we want something in a nicer 
setting, we have to opt for something religious. Cold feet yet?” she demanded, her tone faint.

 

House shook his head and stuffed the list into his coat pocket before looking at the jeweler’s 
again. Behind the glass the shopkeeper was just coming to the door to hang the OPEN sign. 
“Nope. But I draw the line at either of us writing any vows—they’ll be enough pain inflicted all 
around as it is.”

 

“You romantic you--how did I even bag such a prize?” Cuddy snapped as he held the door 
open for her. House lightly goosed her with his cane as he followed her over the doorstep.

 

“You cooked me Sauerbraten,” he reminded her. “And sexed me down. I figured that was a 
pretty sweet gig from my point of view.”

 

A thin young woman came forward and smiled at the two of them confidently.  “How may I help 
you?”

 

“If you can stop inducing yourself from vomiting for the next twenty minutes or so, we’d like to 
see some men’s wedding rings,” House replied firmly. The clerk shot him a panicked look and 
he gave an annoyed shrug.

 

“Oh come on—you’ve got scraped knuckles on your left hand, and damaged enamel on your 
bottom teeth. Added to that are the facts that your breath is overly mouthwashed and you have waterspots on your neckline. We need to look at size eight, eight and a half.” Turning to Cuddy 
he muttered, “Been a long time since I wore a ring. High school I think—“

 

The little clerk was still frozen to the spot, and Cuddy took pity on her. She leaned forward. 
“He’s rude, but he’s usually right, so when you’re ready, there’s a hotline and a clinic in King 
Edward. Size eight?”

 

With eyes downcast, the clerk pulled out a green velvet tray of rings and set it down. Cuddy 
looked at House. He shrugged back, his gaze mock-innocent. “Can I get one that says ‘Pimp 
Daddy’ in diamonds?”

 

“You know, if I didn’t love you so much I’d probably take less pleasure in pointing out that as of 
tonight we’re sleeping apart.” She muttered under her breath. House’s expression instantly 
shifted to annoyed petulance.

 

“Not going to happen.”

 

“Is. I’m sleeping at Miss Locke’s tonight while you and Wilson bunk up.”

 

“Noooo.” House picked two rings out of the velvet and set them aside. Cuddy examined one 
carefully.

 

“Yeeessss. I like this one—has a sort of elegance to it—“ she held up the band to the light. It 
was muted silver, with two deep grooves around it. House studied the ring intently.

 

“No, no, no on the sleeping arrangements, possibly yes on the ring. Let’s see if it fits.” So 
saying, he held out his hand, fingers facing her. Cuddy slid the ring along the third one smoothly, working it over the knuckle and giving it a little twist against his hand. House watched her, never 
looking down at his fingers the entire time, and when Cuddy glanced up, he held her gaze.

 

“It works,” she commented in a contented voice. “The same metal as mine.” House flexed his 
hand and finally looked down. His jaw flexed a little and his shoulders rose a bit. Lifting his head 
he gave a tiny tender smile; just a quirk of the corners of his mouth.

 

Cuddy felt her heart begin to beat loudly.

 

 The clerk cleared her throat. “Pla-tinum. A very good investment.”

 

House reluctantly pulled the ring off and set it on the counter. “One for one—damn good odds, She-Beast. Now let’s find the something to go with what you’ve got.” To the clerk he added, 
“women’s wedding bands, size six, pla-tinum—“

 

The clerk carried away the men’s tray and returned with one of women’s rings sitting on while 
velvet. Cuddy looked down for long undecided minutes and finally House snorted as he fished 
for his bottle of Vicodin.

 

“It’s not a box of chocolates—PICK one already.”

 

“Hold your horses. I’m only getting one shot at this, so I’m going to take my time—“ Cuddy 
replied absently, finally plucking a thin band out of the selection. House rolled his eyes and dry-swallowed his dosage while Cuddy held the ring against the filigree heart already on her 
hand, and shook her head.

 

“Not a match.”

 

“It’s got to match?” House demanded in an aggrieved tone. “What—are the Nuptials Police 
going to swoop down on us if it doesn’t?”

 

“Greg—“ she muttered sweetly, selecting another one, “Shut up.”

 

He smirked at that, and batted his eyes at her. “Gee, our first fight—this is supposed to 
guarantee nasty hot making up sex later, right?”

 

“Of course—” Cuddy replied, slipping the new ring on and admiring it. “Unless you meant with 
each other. This one.” She waggled her hand. “It’s a match.”

 

House fished his credit card out and snapped it down, scowling with grudging admiration as 
Cuddy leaned over and rubbed her nose with his. “So, Hasi-Greggie, how do you feel about 
taking MY last name, by the way?”

 

“You’re pushing it now, She-Beast.”

 

***   ***   ***

 

Miss Locke looked over the assembled group around the tea room table with a gimlet eye, then 
sighed a little. Lisa appeared slightly frazzled; that was to be expected, and the handsome 
young man next to her seemed a proper gentleman . . . and then there was the groom.

 

Points against Gregory House were his refusal to shave and an impudent attitude that Miss 
Locke knew Lisa would have to nip early. In his favor, the man was kind to Archie, and was desperately in love with the girl. Only an utter fool could miss the way he watched Lisa when he 
didn’t think anyone saw it; a look of shadowed devotion that even she, Miss Locke envied and empathized with.

 

“Very well then. My good friend Reverend Palmer should be here soon to discuss the 
ceremony with you. It’s short notice, but Nathaniel owes me a favor or two that I don’t mind 
calling in on behalf of your happiness, Lisa.”

 

“Thank you Beatrix. I’m very touched,” Cuddy murmured, sipping her cup of tea. Miss Locke 
nodded, and turned her attention to House, who was eyeing Archie as he slept on the rug next 
to the chair.

 

“Gregory—have you gotten a suit for tomorrow?”

 

“Yes. Against my will I’ve been talked into a cream linen affair with some sort of shirt and tie 
that will go with it. I draw the line at dress shoes, however—much as everyone loves a pratfall 
I’m not willing to give up on good treads for this event, so don’t ask.”

 

 Miss Locke glanced down at House’s sneakers and gave a delicate little shudder. He glared 
back. Wilson coughed lightly to break the tension. “It’s going to be on the beach, right?”

 

“Yes, just off the cottages, by the rocks. Most of the sand is hard-packed there and it’s a lovely 
spot. And private.” Cuddy replied.

 

“Romantic—“ Wilson murmured teasingly, shooting at glance at House, who made a ‘she-talked-me-into-it’ face in return. Cuddy sighed noisily, her cheeks pink.

 

“So we have rings, outfits, a location—“

 

“—Flowers and a cake,” Miss Locke murmured, going by a mental checklist. “Terry-Anne over 
at Bermuda Rum Cake Company is doing you the Bride and Groom cakes—my little present to 
you both of course, and Filbertine’s oldest, Sheryl I think is her name, is making a proper 
bouquet for you as well. You still favor those odd roses?”

 

“Talismans,” House broke in dryly. “The ones that look like scoops of orange sherbet.”

 

Miss Locke mentally added another point in his favor. Archie yawned and stretched, waking up 
as someone walked up towards the table.

 

“Beatrix my dear . . . I take it this is my party?”

 

“Nathaniel—“ Miss Locke smiled, and gestured to the empty chair next to her.  “It’s good to 
see you.”

 

Nathaniel Palmer was a thin sprig of a man, with short white hair and a full beard. His brows 
were equally thick, and his nose looked as if it had been broken and poorly set more than once. 
He took Miss Locke’s thin hand and squeezed it before settling in between her and Cuddy.

 

“Sorry I’m a bit late—got caught behind the Christmas gombey dancers. So—“ he looked at 
Cuddy and Wilson, “—The two of you?”

 

“The two of THEM—“ Wilson hastily corrected, waving from his right to his left.  For a moment Reverend Palmer studied them both, then a slow, brilliant smile crossed his face.

 

“You must be Doctor Gregory House—what a small world it is indeed.”

 

House eyed the man, his brows drawing together, trying to dredge up a memory, but Palmer 
shook his head at the attempt. “No don’t bother, we’ve never met, but I’ve heard much about 
you from a former member of my old congregation. Edward Vogler was quite--opinionated.”

 

Cuddy paled; Wilson looked down at his tea, at a loss for words. House’s nose twitched a bit. 
“You’re kidding.”

 

“Hardly. And considering the degree to which you vexed that profiteer, I’m honored to make 
your acquaintance,” Palmer smiled at House contentedly. “It’s good to know that there are still 
men of integrity in medicine. So, shall we talk about your vows? Who’s doing the obeying?”

 

Instantly both House and Cuddy pointed at each other, across Wilson’s startled expression.

 

***   ***  ***

 

The phone rang just as Emily guiltily jumped back from the closet. She’d been arguing with 
herself that she wasn’t snooping, precisely . . . merely taking a look around. Certainly Wilson 
had some interesting things to look at. The selection of catalogs stacked neatly under the bed 
alone was a revelation—who knew gentle James Wilson was such a Jezebel’s fan?

 

“Hello?”

 

“Hey Em,” came his warm voice over the line. “Just checking in to see how Oliver’s doing. 
Does he miss me?”

 

“Um, not really,” she confessed with a laugh. “I microwaved him a beef kidney and patted him 
for an hour while we watched X-Files together. I think he’s MY dog now.”

 

Wilson snorted. “Man’s best friend my butt. Fine—I guess male animals are the same the world 
over. I’d pass on the kidney but if you patted me for an hour I’d consider myself yours too.”

 

“And I’ve patted you a lot,” Emily agreed. “So, what’s up in Bermuda?” she walked over to the 
bed and flopped down on it. Wilson sighed noisily into her ear.

 

“Two people who shall remain nameless are getting married tomorrow afternoon. Tell me, 
given what you know of the personalities involved, is this a hasty ill-conceived idea doomed to 
end in heartache and misery, or is this a fated impulsively beautiful realization of a lasting 
love?”

 

Emily sighed back at him, feeling a tug of tenderness through her chest. “You’ve known them 
longer than I have, James. You tell ME.”

 

“I wish I knew. They squabble just as much as ever, and yet, in the midst of all the wrongness 
there’s a pervasive sense of wholeness there.”

 

“They do seem to accept each other at face value,” Emily agreed softly. “Rare as that is. 
Going to buy them a toaster?”

 

“More likely a coffeemaker, given their duel addiction to the bean. I should be back around nine 
-fifteen tomorrow, Flight 228. Come get me? “ James wheedled lightly. Emily laughed.

 

“Bribe me.”

 

“I’ll bring you something from Bermuda,” he promised. For a moment an odd little quiet pulsed 
on the line between them, the place where special words should have been said, had either of 
them been brave enough to speak up. Finally Emily cleared her throat.

 

“Okay, you have a safe flight, and I’ll be there at the airport. Take care, James.”

 

“I will. Home soon—“ and the little click of disconnection sounded loud in the room.

 

***   ***   ***

 

Cuddy lay in the dark, staring at the ceiling of Beatrix Locke’s guest bedroom and fighting the 
urge to check the bedside clock. She lost. Looking over, Cuddy noted with despair that only two minutes had passed since she’d last checked the time and it was now three twenty-two in the 
morning. Restlessly she shifted.

 

Something tapped on the bedroom window; startled, Cuddy stared at the dim shape, and with a 
gusty sigh of relieved aggravation she slipped out of bed and opened it to glare up at House.

 

“I KNEW it,” she muttered, clenching her jaw and fighting the spike of fear in her gut. Cuddy 
lifted her chin. “Damn it, I just KNEW it! At least you’ve got the balls to say goodbye.”

 

“We’re not planning to have kids, right?” House interrupted, staring back at her. “We sort of 
talked about this before, that ‘oopsie’ conversation a while back but I’d like to make sure.”

 

“What?” Cuddy leaned out the window, her long hair hanging down. House impatiently shifted 
his stance; moonlight cast a silvery sheen over his features as he stood there in his boxers 
and Ramones tee shirt.

 

“Ixnay on abiesbay, right? At least planned ones.”

 

Perplexed, Cuddy’s brows went up. She sighed. “Let me get this straight, Greg—it’s three 
twenty-three on the morning of our wedding day and you’re JUST getting around to asking me 
whether or not I’d be willing to have your baby?”

 

“And you accuse me of never thinking ahead—“ he grumbled to cover the nervousness roiling 
in his gut. “What’s your point?”

 

“My POINT is that you already told me you didn’t WANT kids!” Cuddy hissed in a peeved tone. 
The fact that she looked beautiful even hanging out a windowsill wasn’t lost on House, who kept 
his gaze on her.

 

“I said I’d make a lousy father. That doesn’t automatically mean you’d make a lousy mother, She-Beast. In fact with you as a parent, any kid of ours has more than half the battle won.”

 

“Jesus this is a great time to spring THIS on me!” Cuddy griped, clutching the sill a little more 
tightly. “And what do you mean about planned ones? Were you considering having unplanned 
ones?”

 

House stepped closer to the window and reached up to wrap a few fingers around one of her 
long curls hanging down. He studied it a moment. “Lisa—shut up and listen. I’m not GOOD with 
people, kids least of all. I know that. YOU know that. But if in the course of human events, AKA 
our consummated marriage there comes a time when another ‘oops’ happens, I don’t want you 
to automatically assume anything.”

 

Cuddy stared at House, feeling a sweet exasperation. “So what you’re saying is that we would 
be better off planning to NOT have kids, but if I accidentally DO become pregnant I shouldn’t 
make a dash for the RU486.”

 

House let her hair curl around his finger and nodded, very slowly, not looking at her. Cuddy 
exhaled.

 

“Fine. So now that you have THAT off your manly chest, what about MY nagging doubt?”

 

House looked up, shoulders tensing under his tee shirt. “What doubt have YOU got?” he 
muttered, looking oddly vulnerable. Cuddy closed her eyes a moment, and forced the words out, 
saying them fast in an effort to duck under the pain of them.

 

“Are you marrying me because you can’t have Stacy? It’s the first thing I thought when we 
began, and it bothers me because even now I don’t really know, Greg. Trading one brunette for another, like disposable gloves or sharps caps---”

 

“I never—“ House stirred himself and blinked at Cuddy, licking his lips. “--I never asked Stacy 
to marry me.”

 

“Oh,” Cuddy paused for a moment and gave a twisted smile. “Afraid she’d turn you down?”

 

For a strange, moon-tinged moment House said nothing, but when he looked at Cuddy a flare 
of hopeless adoration shadowed his expression, and she drew in a quick, painful breath. “Oh 
my God—“

 

“I was afraid she’d say yes,” House confessed in a husky whisper, “and if she did THAT then 
I’d be obligated to try and make myself into the man she wanted me to be, not the man I actually 
am. YOU take me as I stand, She-Beast. You take me in stride and even with all the yelling and disagreements, I know who I am with you. I know you and damn it you know ME. That makes all 
the difference, Lisa.”

 

Cuddy gave a tight nod, trying to get herself under control, but even so it was hard to see him 
through the sudden gleam of tears. Her jaw ached, and she blinked, reaching out to cup his 
bristly cheek.

 

 House managed a twisted smirk of his own as he closed his eyes and nuzzled against her 
hand. “I’m not a good man, but I can do this.”

 

She gave a shaky laugh. “All right. I can too.”

 

***   ***   ***

 

“Mein Gott! mein Gott, Greg bin ich für Sie so glücklich! Dieses ist wundervoll. Machen Sie 
photos!” came the tinny excited tones of Marlena Farber over the line. House rolled his eyes 
and tried to keep the phone pinned between his shoulder and ear as he fumbled with his tie.

 

“I’ll get Wilson to take them and can we please speak English?”

 

“Zorry, Zorry, but I’m zo heppy! Livink long enough to zee you married! Mit einem Minister?”

 

“Yes. Vows, rings, the whole nine yards. I’ve got about—“ House checked his watch briefly, 
“Nine minutes to get on the beach. Any advice?”

 

“Benehmen Sie sich,” she snickered, and more softly added, “I loff you mein Hasi. Now go, get married, ja?”

 

“Ja,” House lowered his chin, feeling ridiculously happy. “Ich liebe Dich auch. We’ll see you 
when we all get back.”

 

He hung up and looked at Wilson, who was combing his hair and looking unfairly well-rested. 
James looked away from the mirror at him, eyes twinkling. Wilson looked almost academic in 
his tweed coat and cable sweater vest.

 

“It’s so odd to be on the other side of this situation, particularly with YOU,” he began, “it’s like 
being in that Star Trek universe where I should be wearing a goatee.”

 

“If you wore a goatee you’d look like a goat,” House snapped back absently, finishing his
Windsor
on his royal blue tie. For a moment he glared at himself in the mirror, giving the cream 
suit and striped blue shirt the once over. “I can tell this is leading to that last minute advice 
you’re dying to give me, soooooo—“

 

Wilson shoved his hands deep in his pockets and managed a gentle smile. “So don’t fuck up.”

 

“That’s IT?”

 

“Pretty much.”

 

 

They made their way out of the cottage, stepping off the porch steps and walking down the little 
sandy trail to the beach. House spotted the Reverend carefully flipping through a Bible resting 
on a music stand. The tide was coming in, and the thin afternoon sun made the day less chilly 
than the previous one. The sand made walking a little tricky, but House safely reached 
Reverend Palmer and craned his neck looking around.

 

“So where is she?”

 

“About two yards behind you—“ Palmer commented, not looking up. “Impatient, or just 
nervous?”

 

“I’m never nervous.”

 

“Riiight. That explains why your knuckles are white and you’re twitching like a Pomeranian on 
crack,” Wilson muttered. House glared at him and deliberately loosened his grip on the walking 
stick.

 

“Just because you happen to be well-versed in this—“

 

“Shhh—“ Wilson chided, pointing with his chin. “Here they come.”

 

House looked over in the other direction and gazed as Miss Locke in a pale lavender suit and appropriately English white straw hat came down towards them with Archie on a leash. He in 
turn had a sprig of carnation and rosebud tucked in his collar and periodically attempted to eat 
them both on the trip down to the beach. Miss Locke shot an approving glance at House.

 

“Oh how very nice you look, Gregory. Rather romantic, in a cavalier way.” She chirped in her 
clipped British tones.

 

House gave a slight nod at her compliment, and let his gaze return up the path where Cuddy 
was walking. She looked . . . he wasn’t sure he could find a word that quite covered all of it. 
Amazing came to mind, along with elegant, nervous and slightly wary.

 

Cuddy’s knee-length dress was off-white lace, a peasant style with a wide scoop neckline that 
showed off her gorgeous collarbones. She had her dark hair down loosely, the wavy locks 
blowing a little around her pace face, and in her hands she carried a small bouquet of cream 
and orange roses tied up with a green satin ribbon. House watched her walk closer and 
suddenly, an impish gust blowing over the low waves caught the edge of her skirt, flipping it up 
to reveal a sexy flash of her long pale-stocking-covered thighs before Cuddy furiously 
smoothed her hemline down again with one hand.

 

Wilson coughed lightly; next to him House smirked, but a slightly frosty glance from Miss Locke 
put him back on track. Reverend Palmer gave Cuddy a nod to approach closer; House turned 
to face her, his expression slightly grave. She mirrored it, and after a second they both relaxed 
by degrees.

 

“All right then. Let us pray . . . “ Reverend Palmer began gently, and led them in a quiet voice 
through the gentle opening supplication. The service was concise, and within ten minutes 
House found himself being coaxed through his part of the vows.

“I, Gregory Phillip,” Palmer encouraged. House blinked and repeated, “I Gregory 
Phillip.”

“Take you, Lisa Mary Melora, to be my wife, and these things I promise you--”

 

“--Take you Lisa Mary Melora to be my wife and these things I promise you--” he intoned in a 
slightly deeper than normal voice. Cuddy had her gaze firmly on the knot of his tie, and she 
fought the impulse to close her eyes. She felt dizzy; hot and cold and so acutely aware of the 
complete moment around the two of them.

“I will be faithful to you and honest with you; I will respect, trust, help and care for you; I will 
share my life with you; I will forgive you as we have been forgiven; and I will try with you better to understand ourselves, the world, and God; through the best and the worst of what is to come as 
long as we live.” House echoed the words carefully, one hand gripping his cane, the other 
holding Cuddy’s icy fingers.

The Reverend looked at Cuddy and managed a quick smile. “And I, Lisa Mary Melora take you, Gregory Phillip—“

“I, Lisa Mary Melora take you Gregory Phillip,” came her whisper, “to be my husband and these 
things I promise you—“

“I will be faithful to you and honest with you; I will respect, trust, help and care for you; I will 
share my life with you; I will forgive you as we have been forgiven; and I will try with you better to understand ourselves, the world, and God; through the best and the worst of what is to come as 
long as we live,” came her soft, sometimes shaky words.

Reverend Palmer looked at House expectantly. House looked back at him, then at Cuddy. She 
looked at him expectantly. Wilson sighed and held out the ring. House shot him an annoyed 
glance, taking the small band.

“I knew that.” He muttered to no-one. Carefully House slid the platinum ring along Cuddy’s 
slender finger until it nestled up under the filigree heart.

Miss Locke held out her thumb, and Cuddy took the thicker band from off of it. She lifted 
House’s hand up and glided the ring along his third finger, twisting it over the knuckle until it sat 
on his hand properly. Reverend Palmer then took both their left hands, sandwiching them 
between his own as he spoke.

 

“Rings are an outward emblem of an inner promise between a man and wife,” he murmured. “A 
symbol of vows taken in earnest and promised before God. The value of them lies not in the 
price of their elements, but in the integrity and love they represent. Wear them long and well.”

Miss Locke was softly snuffling in a lace handkerchief; Wilson was smiling as the Reverend 
released his grip and stepped back.

“That’s it. You’re married. You can even kiss now, if you’d like.” He teased very gently. For a 
moment no one moved; then both House and Cuddy surged towards each other, sliding into a 
good deep smooch that left Wilson grinning and Miss Locke dabbing her eyes. Palmer sighed.

“Wonderful. Now let’s move because I’m standing in the water.”

Everyone in the wedding party glanced down at the incoming waves, and hastily moved further 
up the beach. Archie barked excitedly, and Wilson helped Palmer shift the music stand onto 
dry sand as Cuddy drew in a deep breath. House looked at her for a long moment, his 
expression unreadable.

“Okay you two—“ Wilson chided, “Mrs. Farber is waiting—“ and he snapped a picture with his 
phone. Cuddy snorted, and made a face at Wilson. House reached for the phone and promptly snapped a shot of Archie.

“There—that ought to confuse her—“ he commented. Archie wagged his tail and gave 
permission for another photo. Cuddy snatched the phone and thrusting it up, snapped a picture 
of House.

“Hey!” he protested, “Not in the face!”

Wilson and Cuddy glanced at the little screen and both promptly began snickering; annoyed, 
House pulled the phone away only to see a half shot of himself, scowling with flared nostrils.

“Wow, I think you really captured the tenderness of this moment,” Wilson observed. “Definitely 
a keeper.”

“One for the album,” Cuddy commented with a grin at House. He gave a darkly lecherous 
glance back.

 

“Two can play at the camera game, She-Bride, and you have to sleep SOME time.”

***   ***   ***

The waiting area at the airport was crowded; filled with holiday travelers from all over the 
Eastern Seaboard. Cuddy watched as Wilson checked his watch again, and shot her an 
amused look. He shook his head ever so slightly.

“Mrs. House—that is going to take a hell of a lot of getting used, to, Leese.”

“No it’s not. This is a personal matter, not a public one. I’m not about to run up and down the 
halls of the hospital announcing my change of status, and I’d prefer you didn’t either,” she 
warned him. Wilson held up a placating hand, his grin wry.

“Don’t bother, I’ve already gotten the “Don’t tell” ultimatum from Greg. I CAN keep a secret, 
although honestly I don’t see this one lasting very long. The two of you ARE wearing wedding rings—even someone like Chase is going to pick up on that.”

“I don’t know—“ Cuddy looked at her hand thoughtfully. “My bands blend together, and the heart 
is just unique enough to not LOOK like part of a wedding set,” she argued gently.

Wilson looked skeptical. “Yeah. Make it past our eagle-eyed nurses and we’ll see. I’m more 
worried about Stacy’s reaction.”

Cuddy pursed her mouth for a moment, her gaze tinged with regret and pride. She shrugged. “I 
won’t lie—not directly. But there are lots of ways to get out of answering a question, Jimmy, 
and you know it. Hell, in our profession it’s practically a way of life.”

Wilson said nothing in precisely the way that showed he did indeed know. Cuddy leaned in, 
wishing the plastic seats were more comfortable and spoke once more. “There’s no rush for 
any of it. I’m not changing my name on any hospital paperwork, neither one of us is moving—“

 

“So why get married at all?” Wilson blurted, eyes going wide. “If all you two wanted to do was 
have a private love affair why even bother with the formalities? And don’t tell me it was for the investors, Leese--a civil wedding would have appeased Hinoshu just fine. Why marry Greg if 
you want to keep the status quo at work?”

Cuddy was silent for a long moment, then lifted her chin in the stubbornly beautiful manner she 
always did when facing the truth. “Because  . . . it’s the thing we want to give each other. The 
one thing we’ve each been afraid of, but now want. A bond, Jimmy. A tangible one that Greg 
and I have chosen to make because . . .” she gave a sigh, soulful and bewildered, “we fit.”

Wilson looked at her and nodded. When they called his flight, he stood along with Cuddy and 
hugged her, planting a quick kiss on her cheek and hugged her again. “Mazel tov. I’ll see the 
two of you back by Wednesday, right?”

“We’ll be there.”

***   ***   ***

By the time she got back, the sun had set, and House had turned on the gas fireplace. He sat 
on the sofa, bare feet propped on the coffee table, reading his Christmas gift. Cuddy walked in 
and set her purse down, looking over at him.

“Hey.”

“Hey. Wilson winging his way back safely? No shoe bombs or nail clippers impeding his return 
to Doctor Mansfield?”

“Not as far as I could tell. So—“ she looked around the tiny kitchen. On the counter, the 
portions of groom and bride cake sat together. Exasperated, she noticed one was open.

“You’ve been eating the wrong dessert.”

“Oh contraire—grooms always eat brides on the wedding night,” House replied loftily. “A 
practice I thoroughly approve of. In fact—“ he slowly closed his book and beckoned her with 
one hand, “—I think a demonstration is in order.”

Cuddy ambled over and took his outstretched hand, touching the band along his left finger. 
“You can’t wear this at work. You know that.”

“I can and I will,” House stubbornly insisted, his eyes taking on a gleam of defiance. “Come 
on, Evil Princess—what right-thinking person in all of Princeton-Plainsboro is going to believe 
that anyone would marry a bitter, anti-social sarcastic, petty-minded, untrustworthy son of a 
bitch like me anyway?”

Cuddy looked at him, her eyes soft and dark in the fire’s glow. “You have a point.”

House’s mouth twisted a bit and he pulled her down onto the sofa, into his lap as he mumbled 
into her hair. “Okay, you were SUPPOSED to take the counterargument there, She-beast, and 
tell me how all the women will gossip and wonder at who is receiving the bounty of my sexual expertise.”

“Greg,” Cuddy sighed, “Let’s eat cake.”

tbc

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