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Chapter Six: Party Favors




The Corporate dinner was being hosted at the Marriott Riverview, and the Coral 
Ballroom had been reserved for the event. Cuddy was pleased to be out of most of the arrangements; Tamahana Corporation was handling almost all of it, with a few members 
of the hospital trustee board as part of the team, and nearly every one at Princeton-
Plainsboro was quietly pleased with the deal. Their experiences with Vogler had left a 
number of board members a bit gun-shy about investors, but Taro Hinoshu had made a 
good impression with his thoroughness and appreciation of the hospital’s strengths.

 

The weather had cleared up enough to give everyone a sense of hopefulness, and 
people began arriving for the cocktail hour shortly after seven. Gradually as more 
partygoers arrived they broke into familiar clusters, in this case along specialty lines, 
and by the time Cameron, Chase and Foreman showed up, most of the other attendees 
were within their herd dynamics. They made their way to the bar and ordered.

 

“He’s not here.” Chase observed with a hint of smugness. His tux looked classically 
tailored, and his shoes gleamed as he accepted his gin and tonic.

 

“---Yet. Word is that he was supposed to bring Cuddy, and since she’s GOT to make an appearance . . .” Foreman pointed out, tugging on his slightly lopsided bow tie. “It’s 
worth getting into this getup just to see THAT moment.”

 

Cameron frowned a little, staring into the depths of her Key Lime martini. “You DO 
realize he’s the only one from Diagnostics with a date tonight?”

 

“Cuddy isn’t a date, she’s . . . an obligation.” Chase pointed out, as much to avoid 
commenting on Cameron’s painfully accurate observation as anything else. “It’s escort 
duty, plain and simple.”

 

“So why isn’t she being escorted by the man she IS dating?” Cameron persisted softly. “Someone who wouldn’t give Cuddy as much grief, you know?”

 

Nobody said anything for a moment, pondering the self-evidence of this statement. 
Finally with a little shrug, Foreman broke the reverie and sipped his Sidecar.

 

“It could be to keep him on a short leash. We have a pretty good idea what House can 
be like in a social situation he’s not crazy about.”

 

All three of them shuddered at the memory of the fiasco of House’s Vogler-ordered 
speech; Cameron took a fortifying sip of her martini. Around them, other guests moved 
by, and Foreman steered them to a free table just off the side of the room, settling down 
into his chair with a sigh of relief.

 

“Damn dress shoes are almost as bad at the tux.”

 

“Trade you—“ Cameron tartly offered, lifting the hem of her dress for inspection. Chase 
and Foreman took their time checking out both her shoes and the legs before shaking 
their heads.

 

“No deal.” Foreman scoffed with a small smile. Cameron rolled her eyes, but smiled 
back. Chase checked his watch as Wilson came up to the table, looking resplendent in 
his formalwear, fresh carnation on his lapel.

 

“Looks like a full turnout . . . hope the food’s worth it,” he murmured by way of greeting. 
The three nodded to him, motioning for him to sit. Wilson did, joining them in crowd-
watching.

 

“Who’s got money on Henderson?” he asked. Both Cameron and Chase raised hands. Foreman pointed with his chin to a gaunt woman in a purple dress several feet in front 
of them.

 

“Heads up, people. McCleery, from Cardiology. I THINK she’s about to have a wardrobe malfunction—“

 

All of them waited in anticipation, and sure enough, the sudden flash of skin as the side 
zipper of the woman’s dress split was enough to bring nods all around. Foreman looked 
particularly smug.

 

“I love the law of averages. Stands to reason that in a crowd this size, somebody’s going 
to have a zipper or strap or hemline problem.”

 

“And you’re just grateful it isn’t YOU.” Cameron added. He nodded, white teeth flashing 
out.

 

“Damn straight.”

 

Wilson caught a few late arrivals and tensed a bit as Emily and a tall man came through 
the doors together, looking a little lost. She was stunning in a rich blue dress with a thin 
trim of lighter blue feathery fluff, and Wilson watched her absently brush it at her low-
cut neckline.

 

His little sigh drew Chase’s attention; the younger doctor followed his line of vision and managed a quirky smile.

 

“The new psychologist. Heard you were skirting around her—“

 

“Oh let it die, Chase. I’m not in the mood,” Wilson lightly groused. He waved a waiter 
over and placed an order, all the while glumly keeping a discreet eye out on Emily and 
her escort.

 

***   ***   ***

 

Cuddy was miffed, to put it mildly. She circled once more, checking her hemline, patting 
her hair, doing her best to ignore House as he leaned against the back of her vanity 
chair and watched her.

 

“You were ready twenty minutes before I even showed UP, so don’t think you can get 
away with the last-minute primping. Let’s GO already.” He complained. Cuddy dropped 
herself into the chair and reached for the heavy rhinestone bracelet, pulling it around 
her bare wrist. It was an old one, four-tiered, and the clasp was hard to manage.

 

“Cool your jets and let me get this damned thing on—“ she replied with a touch of frost 
in her voice. That was to cover the hurt.

 

She’d answered the door, delighted at the rakish look of House in a tux. In turn he’d 
looked her over, grunted, thrust the wrist corsage at her and stiffly walked in, pacing. No 
kiss, no smile, barely even a conversation as she slid into her heels and checked the 
mirror. Her attempts to draw him out had come to nothing so far, and the only 
conclusion she could see was that serious second thoughts had finally hit him.

 

Damn it.

 

Cuddy gritted her teeth and glanced into the mirror to find him watching her, his 
expression slightly haunted. She neither smiled nor frowned, keeping her mouth in a 
thin line.

 

“Don’t worry, it will be a short evening. I’ll be happy to leave you with Wilson and 
whatever alcohol the two of you want to slug down while I go do my duty for Princeton-Plainsboro. As usual.”

 

“Sorry, I’m designated tonight. Get to stick to the Shirley Temples while I watch Meeny, 
Miney and Moe get lubricated.”

 

“Poor you. I could always call us a taxi if you’re unhappy about missing out on the 
drinks.” She offered, not thrilled to consider it. House shook his head.

 

“Forget it—all I want is to get this evening over with,” he sighed, looking down at his 
watch. Cuddy dropped her gaze, fighting the despair as she finally managed to snap 
the clasp closed on her bracelet.

 

“Fine, let’s roll then.” She muttered, rising up, smoothing the wrinkles out at her hips. 
Cuddy was proud of the dress, a sleek number in charcoal grey satin. It had one long 
fitted sleeve and one bare shoulder; the rest of it clung to her curves in a glamorously 
flattering way. She’d opted for tiny dangling diamond earrings to go with the rhinestone bracelet. House frowned.

 

“Flowers?”

 

“Oh. You wanted me to wear them?” Cuddy couldn’t quite hide the surprise in her voice. House’s frown deepened.

 

“Well DUH. I did spring for the thing, and it goes with your dress. Sort of.”

 

They did; the white roses and spray of blue-tinted Baby’s Breath complimented the 
steel tones of her dress. Cuddy slipped the corsage on her sleeved wrist, oddly touched, 
but not completely won over. She drew in a breath and looked at House. He stared at 
her, his eyes dark and unreadable. He reached out the handle of his cane and hooked 
her elbow with it, drawing her a few steps closer as he spoke.

 

“Christ I want tonight to go fast. Understand this--I can’t touch you. Not even once. 
Because if I touch you NOW oh lovely, lovely She Beast, I can guarantee you we’ll 
never leave this bedroom tonight. Annnnd, considering the damn obligations and 
expectations and ruminations and insinuations that would rise up to bite us in the ass 
should we NOT show up at the Tamahana dinner—I’m safer doing the noble bastard 
thing and avoiding you altogether. You get it?” he growled helplessly.

 

Cuddy shivered at the power in his words, the steeled longing in them. She nodded 
once, fighting back the urge to hug him, happy in knowing he wasn’t the only one 
feeling the frustration. Lightly she unhitched herself from this cane and reached for her 
wrap, but House beat her to it and held it out, a crooked smirk on his face.

 

“So, let’s plot our strategy, shall we? Go in sniping, have a fight and you can dump me 
at a table somewhere?”

 

“Sounds pretty typical for us. Make sure you get some remarks in about my cleavage or 
my castrating ways while you’re at it.” Cuddy smiled.

 

He winced a little, and looked thoughtful as he followed her out of the house, leaning on 
his cane. “A bit harsh, don’t you think? Personally I find that a label like dominatrix has 
such a more positive spin to it—“

 

***   ***   ***

 

Wilson smiled, listened in on conversations, nodding in all the right places, and quietly brooded. With inner annoyance, he kept himself moving around the room, staying 
across it from Emily in a perverse self-torturing dance of avoidance for the first half hour 
of the party. It wasn’t easy; twice she’d looked up, searching and he felt a pang at the 
thought that she was seeking him out, but the man at her shoulder kept bringing her 
back into whatever conversation he was making with other people and she’d politely join 
in.

 

It wasn’t fair, he complained inwardly. There were dozens of women here; most quite 
pretty, several of them on their own tonight and yet the ONLY one he wanted to flirt with 
was with a date. Wilson wondered who the man was—Emily had no pictures on her 
desk beyond a triptych of nieces and nephews, and she’d never mentioned anyone in 
the conversations they’d had either in the past or currently at work. Gloomily he 
wondered if this was why the nurses all seemed so amused; they were in on some 
back-story of her life he was yet to learn.

 

In a moment of weakness he finally let himself be spotted; Emily beamed at him and 
sailed over, looking pleased to see him. A tiny splinter of petulance wondered why, but 
a larger part of him felt a surge of pleasure, particularly when she took his hands and squeezed them.

 

“Giving Cary Grant a run for his money? James you look amazing in a tux. Amazing.”

 

“Sure, flatter me now, after the tie’s gone crooked and I’ve lost a shirt stud.” He 
responded, but smiled anyway. Emily shrugged elegantly, the gesture making the little feathery trim fluff a bit. In a sudden impulse, Wilson wanted to blow on it.

 

“Yeah, well we could trade if you like. I’m sure you can carry off the heels in your own self-assured way, but I could never do justice to the Marlene Dietrich look.”

 

“Nor I the Dame Edna one. Trust me, I look terrible in drag—House can vouch for that.”
Wilson
assured her, smirking at a private memory. Emily’s smile turned into a grin.

 

“Oh God, you’re not a transvestite, are you? That would seriously alter SO many 
fantasies I have of you.”

 

“I’m not, but for you--I could be,” he quoted earnestly. Emily chortled, but before she 
could say anything more, her escort came up, looking apologetic.

 

“Em, I have to go. Mariette’s just starting labor.”

 

“So I win the bet—“ she replied, but with good humor. “Go—I’ll get a cab and you can 
call me later and tell me how it went.”

 

“I’ll get you home—“ Wilson offered quickly. The other man shot him a grateful smile 
and held out a hand.

 

“Terrific!  I’m sorry, I didn’t introduce myself—I’m Ned Anderson, Em’s . . . well, I guess 
you could call me Em’s ex.”

 

Startled, but polite, Wilson nodded at this explanation as Emily gave a little sigh. “We 
were engaged for all of a month, Ned when we realized it wasn’t right—I’d hardly call 
that basis for making you my ex, okay?”

 

He flashed a teasing grin at her, and in an instant Wilson caught the familial rapport 
between them. To further cement the image, Ned made a quick face at her.

 

“Always so quick with the labels—still, I have to get going. Sure you’ll be all right?” he 
asked gently. Emily nodded, lightly punching his shoulder.

 

“I’ll be fine. This pays me back perfectly. Go take care of your bitch and let me know 
how it goes. And thanks—“ She leaned and kissed him lightly on one cheek, Wilson 
noted. Ned gave her a one-armed hug back and moved off, already pulling a cell phone 
out. They both watched him go for a long moment.

 

“Nice guy,” Wilson ventured, part of his mind on the idea that Emily had fantasies 
involving himself, and part of it on the idea that she had an ex. Emily shrugged, smiling 
gently.

 

“One of the best, but not for me. Ned and I are both a little too set in our ways to mesh completely, and don’t ever get us started on politics, sports or religion. For a vet, he’s remarkably opinioned on EVERYTHING.”

 

“As in veterinarian, not veteran, right?” Wilson clarified. Emily nodded, snagging a flute 
of champagne from a passing waiter.

 

“Yep. We go back to high school in fact, and even then he was dedicated to animals. 
Right now he’s working with a very nervous Great Dane.”

 

“Mariette?”

 

“The same. Hey, you have a dog, don’t you, James? That would have put you in good 
with Ned.” Emily remarked after a sip. Wilson nodded, leading her off to a table with a 
smile.

 

“Ah yes, I have Oliver. An ancient retriever—“ he didn’t get to finish the response 
because Emily pointed with surprise to the door.

 

“Oh look, it’s your friend, House. Did he just deliberately trip that man with his cane?”

 

***   ***   ***

 

House glowered. He was very good at it; master of both the withering stare and 
unwelcoming glare. Consequently, nobody was currently sitting at the table he occupied 
near the front of the room, close to the dais. He had his bad leg discreetly propped up 
under the table and was watching the party going on with a sneer worthy of a gargoyle. 
There was plenty to see, just as there usually was at events like this: various doctors 
dancing, schmoozing and boozing, significant others checking each other out, the 
investment group trying to blend in and not always succeeding, and of course, the individual here and there completely wasted and on the verge of self-disgrace. Right 
now it looked like a tie between Henderson and a thin little pharmacist House suspected 
of sampling a few of her own wares. He made it a point not to look at Cuddy, who was 
serenely holding court over in one corner, with Hinoshu and a gaggle of board members 
and doctors around her.

 

God she was gorgeous, he despaired. Insecurity gnawed at him, and he grimly wished 
he were drinking to drown it, instead of nursing a tepid ice and tonic and trying to let his Vicodin work. Cuddy always had style; a little old-fashioned at times, but you never 
missed she was a woman despite the sharp edges on her personality. And tonight, well—House could see that the impression she was making was going well beyond the 
surface of things. Judging by the way Hinoshu was eyeing her again, House wondered 
if he’d have to strangle the old goat with a stethoscope.

 

The team had wandered by, but House had groused enough to drive them off again; 
currently Chase and Cameron were laughing over something with one of the 
pediatricians over by the canapé table while Foreman was chatting up a curvy little 
woman who hung on his every word. And Wilson—well he was sitting so close to Emily Mansfield they could have been Siamese twins, House observed sourly. So much for 
common sense and discretion.

 

With a sigh, he shifted and rose to his feet, planting his cane firmly and moving around 
the edge of the room, working his way to the exit. In a crowd this size he expected to be 
jostled a bit, but most people got out of his way—reputation played a big part in it. That, 
and occasionally swinging his cane in a trajectory that hurt the slow and unwary. He 
slipped out into the hotel hallway, glad of the cooler air and the drop in noise from the 
band at the back of the room.

 

House strolled in his lurching amble up the hall, noting the names of the other, smaller ballrooms. The Colonial Room. The Tradewinds Room. The Riverview Room—That one 
was open, and he peeked in curiously. It was unoccupied, with dustcovers on the stacks 
of chairs and the melancholy look of a place between engagements. Someone from the cleaning staff had left a vacuum here, and House noted that just a few steps away to his 
left was a gleaming black Steinway, practically beckoning him. He gave a little sigh.

 

Carefully he stepped in and pulled the door closed behind him, leaving a small gap, 
and made his way to the bench. He hooked his cane along the keyboard ridge at the 
right, and flexed his fingers. He hit C and was rewarded with the exact note, strong and well-tuned.

 

House managed a soft smile.

 

Fifteen minutes later, Cuddy made her way down the hotel hallway, slightly worried. 
She’d seen him leave and assumed it was just a restroom trip, but when House hadn’t returned—she looked up and down, and faintly, the chords of a lone piano reached her 
ears. Relief made her smile ruefully, and when she peeked into the Riverview, House 
was there, lightly rolling out a Strauss waltz, his expression mild.

 

He looked up at her for a moment, his eyes warm, and then he glanced back to his 
keyboard. Cuddy stepped into the room, and pulled the door closed behind her. She 
leaned on them, sighing a little.

 

“You worried me, disappearing like that.”

 

“Sorry.” He replied in a tone that wasn’t. Miffed, Cuddy moved over to him, sliding onto 
the piano bench on his left. He shifted reluctantly to give her room, trying to fight the 
welling of desire her proximity caused. He kept his long hands on the keyboard, playing 
gently. Cuddy leaned on his shoulder and he drew in a contented breath.

 

“Wanna play Chopsticks?” she offered in a low voice. He turned and flashed her a lofty 
look.

 

“Heart and Soul is the rinky tink of choice HERE, baby. Hoagy Carmichael or nothing. I 
want to lick your cleavage by the way.”

 

“Looking forward to it,” Cuddy shot back absently, settling her hands on the keyboards. 
House looked amused.

 

“You play?”

 

“Not according to my dad.” She murmured in a flat little voice. Sensing a tender spot, 
House debated probing further or letting it go. Cuddy quickly stretched her fingers and pressed a perfect D minor chord, sharp and firm. House smiled.

 

“Good enough for me. Let’s do it.”

 

They started, tentatively, but House was careful to deliberately slip up a bit himself, and 
by the time they were on their third attempt, Heart and Soul sounded almost perfect, 
rolling out with a snappy bounce to it, and filling the empty spaces of the Riverview. 
Cuddy laughed, trying to match House’s finger flares and failing. He flashed a rare grin 
at her and rattled off a quick few bars of lively ragtime, strong hands crossing over hers 
to fly back again to the rhythm. She squealed a little, delighted.

 

“Hidden talents, House—“

 

“I have a million of them—“ he responded, playing a few measures more, and then 
shifting into a lush rendition of As Time Goes By.

 

Cuddy hummed. House slowed the pace, and nudged her with his shoulder, the bump encouraging.

 

“A sigh is but a sigh . . . the fundamental things apply, as time goes by . . .” Cuddy sang 
just under her breath, her contralto low and sweet. House let his dimples deepen.

 

“You have a day job, right?” he teased. In return Cuddy shot him a withering glare she 
couldn’t quite stick with as it turned into a snort of amusement.

 

“Yeah, but keep that up and you might NOT.”

 

“I’m seriously worried now. I’ll have to fall back on my illustrious career of easy-listening 
piano bar gigs. I wonder if I have my big brandy snifter for tips still at home? Better yet, 
we’d make a killing if you could get up on top of the piano and loll around like Michelle Pfeiffer—“ he shot her a hopeful look. Cuddy firmly shook her head.

 

“Let’s not stereotype here; YOU slither around on the piano. Preferably in a red dress. I 
would tip lavishly to see THAT Greg, trust me.”

 

“Nah. Red’s not my color.”

 

For a warm, intimate moment they both smirked, and then Cuddy sighed. She squared 
her shoulders, and watching at her, House let his smile fade away.

 

“Back to business. Almost time for chicken or pork loin. I was told Hinoshu’s got some 
awards to hand out after dinner, so we better get back.”

 

Stiffly they rose, and House gently set the lid down over the keyboard before they left 
the Riverview room.

 

***   ***   ***

 

“Pay UP, Foreman—his pants are off, a bet’s a bet so you OWE us!” Cameron 
demanded in giggly tones. Affronted, Foreman thrust his chin out and shook his head.

 

“Being treated by paramedics who deliberately CUT the pants off is NOT part of the bet. 
And how were any of us to know Henderson would tip one of the sterno cans on himself anyway?”

 

“Judging by the alcohol consumption he’s managed tonight it’s a wonder he didn’t just 
go up in one enormous fireball,” Chase observed with the exaggerated dignity of a man 
with just one too many under his own belt. Cameron fought not to giggle at that, but it 
was too darned hard not to. The Key Lime martinis had been SO good, and now this 
lovely mellowness was just right. She batted her eyes at Foreman, who gave in with a 
grin and fished out his wallet.

 

“Speaking of consumption, you two are SO stewed. It’s a damn good thing neither of 
you are driving tonight.”

 

“Yeah. First Hennerdesn, Hendersnon, HENDERSON, and then Rock, Paper, Scissors. 
You are just not a lucky guy, Foreman.” Cameron giggled at him sweetly. He shook his 
head and laughed.

 

“Yeah, tell me that tomorrow when you’re driving the porcelain bus.”

 

Chase grinned, his hair falling into his eyes. He reached up to loosen his tie and 
glanced at the dais, where someone was giving a speech about international 
cooperation. Casually he slung an arm around the back of Cameron’s chair, letting his 
fingers stroke her ribs slightly along her bare back. She didn’t object, and he felt good 
about that.

 

“Anybody know what that guy’s droning on abaht?” he mumbled, his accent thickening 
slightly. Foreman sighed, clapping when the speech ended.

 

“Something about a new era of global medicine. Last speaker of the night, guys. The 
Head honcho of Tamahana. What’s that he’s got in his hands?” Foreman asked 
curiously. Up on the dais, Hinoshu carried what looked like a thick book tied with a wide 
red silk ribbon. He placed it on the podium and waited as his young translator stepped 
up.

 

“Thank you all for this evening. Mr. Hinoshu, the CEO of Tamahana Corporation extends 
his sincere appreciation for the marvelous spirit of cooperation between science and 
medicine as demonstrated by this merger.”

 

Polite applause greeted this; the translator glanced over at his boss and swallowed 
before speaking up again.

 

“Last of all, Mr. Hinoshu has a gift he wishes to present to two individuals he has come 
to know and admire during his visit here. He would like Doctors Lisa Cuddy and Gregory 
House to come up.”

 

Cuddy shot a panicked look at House, who mirrored it for a moment, then grimly began 
to rise. Cuddy followed him after a second as the crowd stirred a bit, interested in this 
new development. It took House an awkward minute to negotiate the dais, but he grimly persevered, moving forward in his slow off-kilter stride; Cuddy glided behind him, her 
gaze firmly on his back. They reached the podium, and House glared out at the crowd. 
They settled down, and the translator spoke up again.

 

“Each of us has sacrificed much of our personal lives by following the work we have 
chosen to do. Before you stand two individuals who personify that commitment, your 
hospital’s commitment, to the greater good. It is unfortunate that the price of that 
dedication has been their own merger, so in the spirit of personal support and 
admiration, Mr. Hinoshu presents them with this rare collection of Shunga in hopes that 
it will bring a special form of good luck to their private lives.”

 

This puzzling speech left the crowd buzzing a bit. The translator stepped back and 
waved at the book on the podium, and shrugging, House lurched forward, looking back 
over his shoulder at Cuddy, who stepped fearfully forward, as if the book might bite her. 
He flicked the microphone experimentally, sending a little ‘thunk’ through the room.

 

“How very generous. Doctor Cuddy and I didn’t get YOU anything. Well, we did save 
your life and open up this great big hospital for you to play with—“ House muttered. 
Cuddy shot him an exasperated look that brought some laughs and she tugged the 
ribbon as he continued.

 

“—However we have good manners and on behalf of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching 
Hospital we’d just like to say—Holy CRAP!”  House blurted, eyes wide as Cuddy flipped 
the book open. Under the lights of the podium her face went bright red, her gasp 
audible through the microphone. House snorted, running a hand over the open pages 
of the book as the crowd laughed and murmured. Some people were rising out of their 
seats for a better look.

 

“Wow. I think I can speak for both of us when I say we were NOT expecting this,” House managed absently. “Ohhh yeah, definitely not a coffee table book to leave out when the 
kids are around.”

 

Cuddy covered her burning face with one hand, mortified as House looked up at the 
crowd, his gaze amused but slightly stern.

 

“Thank you, Mr. Hinoshu. On behalf of Doctor Cuddy and myself I’d like to thank you for 
this  . . .  rare and certainly one of a kind gift. And I can see EXACTLY what you mean 
about mergers now. Yes indeedy.”

 

Taking a deep breath, Cuddy leaned forward and spoke a little breathlessly into the microphone as she slammed the book shut, catching House’s fingers in it.

 

“ThankyouSomuchMr.HinoshuandallthemembersoftheTamahanInvestmentgroupon-
behalfofPrincetonPlainsboroTeachingHospitalladiesandgentlementhebarisopenplease-
drinkresponsiblyandgoodNIGHT.”

 

She rattled off all in one long string as House sucked his wounded digits in a show of annoyance. Cuddy then scooped the book up and clutched it tightly, turning to the 
translator, who backed up at her fierce expression.

 

Hinoshu stepped forward, bowing. He held out one strong hand, indicating he would like 
the book, and Cuddy hesitated a moment. Out in the audience people were rising and 
milling about once more, moving to the bathrooms and the bar, stretching and focusing 
their attention elsewhere.

 

Hinoshu murmured something. The translator coughed and spoke softly.

 

“Doctor Cuddy, Mr. Hinoshu regrets the embarrassment he has caused you. He did not 
intend for either of you to open the book in public.”

 

“Fine. That’s fine but what in God’s name was he THINKING in giving us a book of . . . 
of antique PORN?” she hissed, handing it back to Hinoshu. He muttered something and 
the translator nodded a moment.

 

“Shunga is not porn, Doctor Cuddy. It is a type of art revered and admired. Pillow Books 
such as this—“

 

“—Are only given to couples by respected elders,” House finished softly. “Sort of a sex 
manual and wedding gift all in one, and this particular one’s probably worth a pretty 
penny.” Everyone looked at him and he shrugged. Cuddy remembered his mother’s profession. Hinoshu nodded and spoke again, flipping the book open to the back 
endpapers, pointing to a particular seal there.

 

“Correct, Doctor House. Mr. Hinoshu chose this collection because it shows the 
countryside where he was born in many of the backgrounds, and this particular artist 
was a local favorite.”

 

Cuddy bit her lips, and looked down. Hinoshu laughed kindly. He handed her back the 
book, made another little bow and looked at House for a long moment before speaking.

 

“Mr. Hinoshu says he hopes the book will bring you the same joy and luck it brought him 
and his late wife. He says he too faced a formidable father-in-law, and bids you gird your 
loins well, Doctor House.”

 

Involuntarily House winced. Cuddy gave a little disbelieving shake of her head and 
clutched the book to her chest, a little whimper escaping her.

 

“Oh God, he really DOES think we’re engaged—“ she wailed in an undertone to House.

 

“Holy crap.”

 



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