
THURSDAY
The woman in the
coffin was lovely, Sugar Daddy thought. He knew he was biased; the
opinion came
from somewhere deep within him, and seemed to fit, even in this
situation.
The viewing room
was empty for the moment—empty of anyone but himself and the
body. The lush
décor hinted at refined taste, albeit impersonal for the
most part; heavy dark
blue drapes hung along the back wall behind the coffin, thick grey
carpeting to
muffle footsteps, plenty of cushiony tapestry armchairs along with a
sofa or
two and on every little table, tissues in discreet, elegant access.
Sugar Daddy gazed
around once, and turned his melancholy attention back to the still form
in the
coffin, his focus on her pale, sweet features. Even in death, Miss
Lollipop
looked exotic, her long dark lashes against the curve of her high
cheekbones,
her mouth slightly pursed and highlighted in a subtle shade of rose
lipstick.
Against the ruffled white sateen lining of the coffin, she seemed like
a gift
doll, her glossy hair spread over the prop pillow, her curvy torso in a
simple
blue dress, her hands folded over her flat stomach.
“Ah, Mr.
Morris .
. . I’m sorry to intrude on your moment of reflection with
your dearly
departed,” came a smooth urbane voice. Sugar Daddy looked up
to see the rounded
figure of a man in a dark suit and tie stepping into the room,
adjusting the
carnation in his buttonhole. He was short, with wavy hair streaked with
grey,
and his cologne was nearly heavy enough to form a cloud around him.
“Mr.
Pertonelli,”
Sugar Daddy nodded, his guard up. The funeral director came forward,
his gaze
on the coffin. He gave a small, proud smile.
“She looks
lovely, doesn’t she? It’s always a terrible tragedy
to lose a loved one, but I
daresay our cosmeticians here at
“Yeah, she
looks
. . . great,” Sugar Daddy grudgingly agreed, not willing to
pander to the other
man’s slightly creepy words. Mr. Pertonelli nodded, and after
letting his gaze
linger a moment longer on Miss Lollipop, he turned to Sugar Daddy and
cleared
his throat.
“I wanted
to let
you know that your late wife’s sister and brother are here,
to share this hour
of grief with you—they’re waiting in the foyer, and
I would be happy to usher them
here.”
Sugar Daddy
nodded. “Yeah, I’ve been waiting for those
two—bring them on in.”
Nodding, Mr.
Pertonelli turned and left; Sugar Daddy took a swift moment to reach
down into
the coffin and brush a hand against Miss Lollipop’s cold
cheek, feeling a wave
of genuine despair at the chill there. For a moment his self-control
wavered,
but before he could do more than grip the edge of the coffin, the sound
of the
viewing room door opening once more alerted him.
Sugar Daddy
looked over to see Miss Chocolate and Jelly Bean in somber clothing,
looking
pale-faced and still in the doorway.
“We just
got here,”
came her low and shaky voice. Sugar Daddy nodded tightly, and that
seemed to break
the moment of disbelief. Both she and Jelly Bean came forward; she into
Sugar
Daddy’s arms. He hugged her tightly, and she wrapped herself
around him as
well, pulling him close.
It was a good
hug, with a degree of genuine warmth and for a moment, Sugar Daddy
clung to
her, taking a little comfort in it. Then he gently loosened his grip
and looked
into her face intently. Miss Chocolate’s gaze flicked to the
ceiling, and the
tiny camera mounted among the chandelier bulbs. Sugar Daddy nodded and
gave a deep
sigh.
“I
didn’t think
I’d see you two again . . . this way.”
Jelly Bean was
staring towards the coffin, his Adam’s apple moving up and
down as he swallowed
hard. “Me either. She was . . . looking fine when I
left.”
“Yeah, well
these
things can happen pretty fast—“ Sugar Daddy looked
bleak. Miss Chocolate patted
his shoulder and stayed close.
“At least,
it was
quick,” she muttered, letting a helpless note echo in her
voice. Sugar Daddy
nodded, and moved to the coffin, letting his big hands rest on the open
edge of
it as he looked down on Miss Lollipop once more.
He sighed once
more. “Swear to God, one minute she was fine, and the next .
. . gone.”
“You should
sit
down,” Miss Chocolate urged gently. Jelly Bean had stepped
closer with great
reluctance and was looking into the coffin, his eyes wide and sorrowful.
“They gave
her a
pillow?”
“Sshhhh—“
Miss
Chocolate whispered, frowning. Jelly Bean didn’t seem to hear
her, and spoke
again.
“Why?
It’s
stupid, she’s not going to get up, she doesn’t need
to be comfortable . . . “
he choked. “I mean Jesus, she’s dead; dead people
don’t need pillows!”
“Horace!”
Miss
Chocolate hissed very softly, reaching out to shake his thin shoulder.
The
contact seemed to help; the younger man crumpled a little, hanging his
head.
Miss Chocolate shifted to slide her arm around him, and he fought a
shuddering
sob very quietly.
“She’s
beautiful.
She always was—“ Sugar Daddy murmured in a
monotone. Miss Chocolate nodded, and
for a while, the three of them went silent, standing near the coffin.
Finally,
Sugar Daddy shifted, moving to one of the sofas and dropping heavily on
it. He
waited until Miss Chocolate joined him there, then spoke in a low
whisper when
he handed her some tissue. “Who’s going to talk to
Petronelli?”
“I
am,” Miss
Chocolate replied as softly, dabbing her eyes. “After all,
you were only her
husband--I’m
her kid sister. Makes more sense that
I’d know her dirty little
secret, right?”
“Right,
right,”
Sugar Daddy murmured. “When?”
“Tomorrow.
Ready
to fight?”
Sugar Daddy
nodded. Next to him, Miss Chocolate shot to her feet, glaring at him
with
reddened eyes.
“You son of
a
bitch! She’s not even COLD and you’re asking about
MONEY! My God, Delores was
right about you after all these years!”
“Chloris?”
Jelly
Bean looked over at her, startled, “You okay?”
“Oh FINE,
Horace,
just FINE. You know what this bastard of a brother-in-law just asked?
He wanted
to know if the life insurance people had called yet!” Miss
Chocolate rasped out
in a low, vicious tone. She pulled away from Sugar Daddy’s
outstretched hand
and gritted her teeth.
Sugar Daddy rose
to his feet, his expression bleak. “Chloris, I
didn’t mean it that way . . . aw
hell—“
Miss Chocolate
shot him a glare full of venom; a glance so intense that he actually
stepped
back. Jelly Bean wavered, then finally moved towards Miss Chocolate.
“Guys,
don’t
fight, okay? This is a terrible enough day without . . .
this,” he pleaded
thickly. Miss Chocolate blinked, and glanced over at the coffin.
“Damn right
it
is. First Delores kills herself and now this . . . this . . .
bloodsucker wants
to know if he’s getting any MONEY over it! I hope you rot in
HELL, Boris!” With
that, Miss Chocolate swept out of the viewing room, leaving behind a
cold chill
and silence. Weakly Sugar Daddy dropped to the sofa again, lowering his
face
into his hands.
Jelly Bean passed
by him and walked out the door without a word.
***
MONDAY
Grissom stared
across the table at Miss Lollipop, feeling tightness in his gut. He
fought to
keep his expression neutral; a battle he wasn’t sure he was
winning. “I’m
sorry; what?”
“I said,
for the
good of the Shop, it’s time you went back to solo missions,
Mr. Peppermint. I’m
grateful that you were able to mentor Miss Chocolate after her
relocation here
in
“Yes,
I’m aware
of that. I helped establish that policy,” Grissom pointed
out, trying not to
let any irritation show in his voice. Miss Lollipop nodded slightly,
and
stirred her tea, not looking at him now. Around them, the dull gray of
early
morning hung low in the air, with the smell of rain close.
“You
did,” she
acknowledged, “And that makes it all the more imperative that
you model it for
our newer recruits. We’re not a big organization, and our
risks are high enough
as it is. Therefore I think it would be wise to shuffle our ranks a bit
at this
time.”
Grissom bought
time by sipping his
“You’re
needed in
D.C. again to follow up on the unpleasantness with the Senator. I
promised his
daughter that someone highly skilled would look into the death of her
husband,
and that means you. Nobody is as good at slipping in and out of
situations as
you are, and you’ve got a head start on the mission
already.”
“I’m
due for time
off,” he pointed out mildly. “Three missions in a
row were YOUR established
limit.”
Miss
Lollipop’s
small smile deepened, but her eyes were sharp. “Very true,
but you ARE the lead
on this, and I have an ulterior motive.”
Alert, Grissom
stared at her. A soft click of toenails, and at that moment Grenadine
trotted
in, his silky fur ruffling over his small, muscled form. He paused,
then
shifted direction, coming to sit next to Grissom’s shoe. Miss
Lollipop sighed as
Grissom leaned down to pet the dog.
Grenadine’s
plume
tail waved enthusiastically.
“You
can’t teach
an old dog new tricks—“ Miss Lollipop quoted, then
smiled. “Or perhaps you can
. . . providing the dog is willing to learn.”
Grissom shot a
dry look at Miss Lollipop. Blandly, she set her cup down as he
straightened up
and prompted her, “Ulterior motive?”
“Oh yes.
You’re
going to work with Mrs. Willows herself. She’ll be crucial in
getting you
access to some of the places and people you’ll need to deal
with.”
“She’s
an
amateur,” Grissom pointed out sharply. “And
she’s personally involved.”
“She’s
a client; she
has a mentally unbalanced father who’s an accessory to at
least one murder,
Gil.” After a delicate pause Miss Lollipop added,
“She has a child.”
Grissom fell
silent, and Miss Lollipop took the moment to pick up the teapot and
glance at
him. He shook his head. Grenadine stretched out, his warmth seeping
through the
side of Grissom’s shoe.
After a long
resigned moment, he sighed. “All right. When?”
“Your
flight
leaves in two hours,” Miss Lollipop informed him, handing
over a paper pocket
with a boarding pass and luggage labels in it.
“You’ll rendezvous this evening
with Mrs. Willows on the Potomac Princess—table reservations
for the Tea Room
are at five.”
Grissom stared at
Miss Lollipop’s outstretched hand, his jaw working for a
moment. When he
finally could speak, his voice was tight. “Nothing left to
chance, I see.”
“Chance
favors
the prepared,” she shot back.
“I thought
that
was luck.”
“Possibly—but
you’ll need every advantage in any case. And once this whole
business is
behind, you can vacation to your heart’s content. Another
jaunt to
He kept his
expression neutral.
Carefully,
politely, neutral.
“A cup more
before you go?” Miss Lollipop purred, holding out the china
teapot.
***
Sara checked her
watch again, feeling the small creep of doubt deep in her stomach. Mr.
Peppermint was never late . . . at least not to this degree. She forced
herself
to keep still and not fidget as she sat on the upholstered bench of the
lobby,
suitcase at her feet.
“Miss
Frango?”
came a soft voice. Startled, Sara looked up into the bright eyes of the
UPS
delivery woman, who held out a package to her.
“Um,
yes?”
“Package
for
you—sign here?” the delivery woman handed over an
electronic clipboard and
light pen. Numbly Sara took it, remembering in time to scrawl out
‘S. Frango’
instead of her real name. She took the proffered package, which was
more of a
padded envelope, and set it down on the seat beside her. The delivery
woman
strode off and out the lobby doors, and Sara waited until
she’d left to pick up
the package once again.
The neat printing
was familiar, and the return address was the Book Hive. Curious, and
worried,
Sara rose up and made her way to the front desk.
“Yes,
I’d like a
room for tonight please—“ she murmured to the clerk.
Fifteen minutes
later,
Sara let herself into 1818 of the Sphere. She flicked on the light and
tossed
her coat on the chair up at the table. Carefully she sat cross-legged
on the
bed and looked at the padded envelope, studying the outside intently.
Mailed in
Vegas, top dollar for same day delivery . . .
Unnerved now, she
carefully opened it, using the blade of the tiny Swiss Army knife on
her
keychain to slice the top of the package.
Sara glanced into
it, and her confusion deepened. Carefully she tipped the contents out
onto the
bedspread and smoothed them out, looking at the collection of items.
Candy.
Three pieces
glued together—a chocolate kiss on one side of a sucker, with
a round disk mint
on the other side. Sara picked it up and looked at it carefully, then
let
comprehension sink in. Easy enough to interpret. That explained why he
wasn’t
here.
Sara sighed.
She’d known that Candy Shop policy discouraged any regular or
personal contact
between agents outside of shop missions. It made sense to a certain
degree:
Agents needed their own lives, and over familiarity could easily lead
to emotionality
that in turn could lead to mistakes and poor judgment.
But they’d
been
careful. They’d been patient and careful, and damn it, it
just didn’t seem fair
that now that the two of them were about to . . . scratch some serious
itches,
that THIS--
Sara looked at
the rest of the items on the bedspread. A tiny plastic yacht with a
googly eye
glued to it; a miniature book with a googly eye on it; assorted candies
with
black Xs on them and a glossy picture postcard of the Lincoln Memorial
with a
crossed out phone number and an Internet address on the message side of
it.
Sara laid all of the items out in a line on the bedspread and
concentrated.
Miss
Lollipop is keeping us apart/Your
place and my place are being
watched/Don’t trust Gum Drop, Jelly Bean, Jaw Breaker or
Licorice/I’m in DC/Don’t
call; go online.
A sense of relief
flooded Sara; a giddy sense of delight along with alarm at the decoded
warnings.
She blinked a little, feeling a prickle of tears. On impulse, she
looked into
the padded envelope again, and one more item slid out, dropping into
her lap.
Sara picked it up
and her smile twisted as her glance lingered over the Kiss of Mint
condom with
the big red heart and exclamation point emphatically drawn on the
wrapper.
No interpretation
needed for that—she laughed aloud, staring at it for a long,
loving moment.
Carefully she
swept all the items back into the padded envelope; all of them except
the
postcard. A quick phone call to room service, and within half an hour
she had a
laptop hooked up, and a veggie platter waiting.
Sara typed in the address:
http://www.quia.com/pages/chocolatemint.html
She read the note
swiftly and smiled, relieved for the moment; touched and frustrated in
equal
measure by Mr. Peppermint’s cleverness. Clearly
he’d had time to read all those
spy novels in his shop, and incorporate some of their
devices—a fact Sara
definitely appreciated now.
Sara thought
hard. If the Candy Shop was keeping the two of them under watch, then
it would
be wise to limit her time on anything that could be tapped or traced;
and certainly,
it would be smart to make sure any use would be considered innocuous.
Quickly
she began moving from site to site, choosing places that reflected her
own
interests: a boat repair forum; a handbag sale at her favorite store in
Her cell phone
rang; cautiously Sara flipped it open after recognizing the number.
Immediately
the happy sound of Jelly Bean’s voice filled her ear.
“Hey Sara, I just got
back and I’m standing on your dock, but you’re not
home—what’s up?”
“Hey
Greg—The
Bohemian’s heater’s on the fritz, so I booked
myself a room in town for
tonight. The repair guys are supposed to come between eight and four
tomorrow,
but I didn’t want to freeze waiting for them.”
“Ah,
gotcha,”
Jelly Bean agreed. “Yeah, I heard it can get cold on the
water, especially at
night. You coming in tomorrow? Because I have a whole BAG of goodies to
share
from my fun times around the
***
As he spoke, Greg
stripped the wires in his hands and twisted the ends, capping them
together
carefully. He kept the cell phone clamped between his ear and shoulder,
but
only half of his conversation was there; the rest was scanning the dark
docks
of Grace Marina. No one seemed to be around, and only the light came
from the
pier gate mounting and a lamp on at the Dock master’s house
further up on the
hill.
The voice in his
ear spoke again, laughing. “You brought me corn?”
“I signed
up for
the corn of the month club,” Greg told her solemnly as he
wrapped electrician’s
tape around the splice he’d made in the camera feed.
“Seemed like a good idea
at the time.”
“Right.”
“Hey,
don’t come
running to me when you’re a few ears short on your next
barbeque--And speaking
of barbeques, I tried grilling two certain compadres about that last
project
the three of you did, but they clammed up tight. What do you HAVE on
them?”
Miss
Chocolate’s
husky laugh echoed in his ear, and the sound of it sent a hot pang of
desire
and guilt through Greg. “Not so much what I have on them, as
off them?”
“Oh HO,
this is a
story I have
to hear. Coming in tomorrow?”
“Yep,
bright and
early—see you there?”
“With
bright eyes
and bushy tail,” Jelly Bean promised, and hung up after
exchanging goodbyes. He
folded the phone and tucked it in his jacket pocket, then looked again
at the
splice in the wire, priding himself on a professional job.
Jelly Bean
reached up and tilted the camera, adjusting the angle. He reached in
the other
pocket of his jacket and pulled out a tiny remote. With a click of the
power
button, the tiny light under the lens flared, and the camera began to
make a
slow sweep, moving on its axis. For a moment the young agent watched
it, then
looked guiltily around the yacht at anchor.
He sighed, and
climbed back onto the wharf, pulling his baseball cap down more
tightly, and
let the light reflect off the Pizza and Pipes delivery jacket he wore.
Once
Jelly Bean was out past the range of the camera, he pulled out his cell
phone
and hit a speed dial number.
“It’s
up, good
job. I SAW you a moment ago, dude,” came Bubble
Gum’s chatty tone. “Anyone spot
you?”
Jelly Bean felt a
knot of self-loathing in the pit of his stomach. “No. She
wasn’t there, and I
don’t think anyone else was at home up on the hill,
either.”
“That’s
good.
We’ll catch them later anyway—daylight’s
better for this sort of thing. Done
for the night?”
Jelly Bean sighed
heavily. “Yeah. I’m finished here.”