
“Off
the record? They’re
ex-Intelligence agents; if not ours, then trained by somebody out
there—Mossad
maybe or M15. They’re too good to be amateurs and too
well-known to be taken
lightly. Trust me, they’ll slip up somewhere and then
we’ll have them.”
--Louis
Freeh, Former Director, FBI
The
housekeeper was stubborn, at first, insisting that ‘Senatoor
Bron’ hadn’t told
HER about any termite inspection. Grissom kept his voice low and
reasonable as
he chewed ferociously on a wad of gum, reassuring her over and over
again that
he had the Senator’s signature on the work order, and that
the inspection
wouldn’t take very long at all. Finally, and only after a
phone call to the man
himself did she grudgingly allow Grissom to come in to the back
entrance of the
Out
in the van, Grissom was aware of Miss Chocolate quietly laughing. Her
voice
carried through the earpiece of the thick, black-framed glasses he wore
as he
quietly set his bag on the kitchen table and began assembling the
Arado. “So,
she gave you a hard time?”
“She’s
probably worried about pissing off her boss,” Grissom replied
softly, pushing
up his spectacles. “The Senator isn’t the easiest
man in
“Probably
not. Let me know when you’re ready to go and I’ll
turn the screen on.”
A
few moments later he was moving slowly through the hallway, pretending
to sweep
and mumbling softly into the mouthpiece as he did so. “Okay,
going through to
the back rooms now.
For the record, I
don’t think he’s got any termites.”
“That’s
good. I kind of wondered why a brownstone would even NEED an
inspection—“ Miss
Chocolate lightly commented. Grissom swept the metal detector over the
edges of
the wall very carefully.
“The
support joists for a building like this are often wood, and if one of
them
weakens it compromises the stability of the wall. So, into the study we
go—“
A
thorough sweep in the room revealed some lost pocket change, a few
bobby pins
and nothing else. Grissom reached in a pocket of his jumpsuit and
pulled out
another piece of gum; in his earpiece, Miss Chocolate cleared her
throat. “What
if he doesn’t have a safe? Or what if he’s got one
but it’s in his office?”
“This
brownstone was built in the late twenties and inhabited by politicians
almost
exclusively; statistically speaking it’s got to have some
sort of vault
security in it somewhere,” Grissom muttered. “And
as for the idea that the
camera is at his office—I don’t think so.
It’s a personal item of blackmail. He
wouldn’t risk having an office worker or secretary see it.
No, it’s got to be
here, somewhere.”
“Okay
then—that leaves one room,” she replied cautiously.
“We’re coming up on the
half hour mark.”
“Bedroom,”
Grissom agreed, and made it a point to lumber loudly through the
townhouse.
When he reached the Senator’s bedroom he stood for a moment
and peeked in,
assessing the layout. It was a back room, with a fireplace and a low
slanting
ceiling. Grissom stepped in and eyed the walls carefully, sweeping the
loop
head of the Arado from baseboard to ceiling. The first wall showed
nothing but
a few blips where the studs were, but the second wall, the partition
between
the bedroom and bathroom, made the metal detector hum.
Grissom
looked carefully in the little hallway between the bedroom and
bathroom, noting
a fuse box inset on the wall. Carefully he tugged open the door and
peered in,
noting the circuit switches and labels on them. Then, he carefully
stuck a
finger under the lip of the edge and tugged; the back panel of fake
switches
swung open to reveal the front of a dull grey wall safe, small and
solid.
Instead of a dial, there was a keypad on the bottom of it, and Grissom
stared
at it carefully, trying not to grin.
“We
have safe,” he murmured gently.
“Oh?”
“It’s
behind the fuse panel between the bedroom and bathroom. Small, with a
keypad.”
As he spoke, Grissom set the Arado down and fished in his jumpsuit
pocket for a
little box, opening it to reveal a disc of red powder and a brush. He
carefully
dusted the keypad, making sure to coat each key evenly. Through the
infrared
filter of his glasses, three numbers were whiter with heavy
fingerprints on
them, and he studied them carefully. Miss Chocolate’s voice
came in his ear
again. “A car just pulled up—a Miata. A
woman’s getting out.”
“Time
to pack up,” Grissom assured her, and carefully wiped the
keypad clean before
closing the false back and outer door of the fuse box. He went through
the
motions of sweeping through the bathroom and flushed the toilet before
moving
back out into the hall. He could hear voices from the kitchen, and
headed that
way, making sure to walk heavily as he disassembled the Arado and began
packing
it up.
“Okay,
you’re looking good here. I’d say you ought to keep
an eye on the north east
side since I did spot a little dampness there and termites will flock
to any
rotting wood. I’d suggest maybe spraying around February, and
we can set that
up for you if you like,” Grissom announced in a slightly
bored tone.
The
housekeeper gave a curt nod of relief.
“Fine. I tol’ you there were no bugs. I keep a
clean house, inside and out.”
“Yes,
Mira, we know you do, we know you do,” the other woman
murmured soothingly,
reaching for the clipboard that Grissom held out. “So,
spraying in February—can
your company call back then to set up an appointment?”
“Yes
ma’am. We’re hoping to do the entire block, and I
can put you on our list if
you like,” he rattled on, keeping his gaze down. The woman
signing the receipt
was a lean strawberry blonde with a slightly preoccupied air. She
handed back
the clipboard. Grissom noted her designer linen pants suit, diamond
tennis
bracelet and her manicured nails. He took the paperwork back and tore
off the
top sheet, handing it to her.
“Fine,
put us on the list then. I’m just glad you’re done
before our party tonight, so
if you don’t mind—“ she trailed off and
Grissom blew a huge bubble with his
gum, nodding. He clunked his way out of the house, tossing the bag with
the
disassembled Arado in the front seat. Carefully he backed the van out
of the
driveway and moved down the street, giving a sigh of relief.
“Problem?”
came Miss Chocolate’s voice. He sighed.
“Lady
of the house. I thought the Senator was a widower.”
“He
is. Has a few women on the side, but he hasn’t gotten serious
with anyone. “
“Then
who’s the hostess I met in the kitchen?” Grissom
asked, pulling the van into
the parking lot of a Dunkin’ Donuts shop. He parked and went
to the side,
opening up the sliding door. Miss Chocolate climbed out, looking every
bit as
cute as he knew she would in her matching Truman’s
Termite Terminators jumpsuit.
She pulled the scarf from her hair and shook
her head as she pulled the earpiece out of her ear.
“I
think she’s the Senator’s daughter. I remember
reading that she acts as hostess
for some of his parties and goes to some of the state events with
him.”
Grissom
frowned a little. “If she’s there tonight, I need
to make sure she doesn’t
recognize me then. That would be a bad thing.”
Miss
Chocolate shot him a sidelong glance, nodding slowly, but his attention
was on
the bookstore a few doors down from the donut shop. He hesitated, then
looked
at her, his expression almost . . . embarrassed.
“Would
you mind terribly if I stopped in there?” he asked, politely.
*
* *
Bonifant
was filled with tall cases, and some of the aisles were a little
cramped, but
Sara didn’t mind. She and Mr. Peppermint received a few
curious glances from
the grey-haired clerk but after a quick once-over, she smiled and
turned back
to the carton of books she was busy sorting. The by now familiar scent
of paper
and wood made Sara smile, and she parted company with Mr. Peppermint
after a
little nod.
It
was easy to get engrossed in the selections. Bonifant was
well-organized and
uncrowded at this point in the day. Sara made her way down the hobbies
and
crafts aisle, idly reading the titles when a particular one jumped out
at her: Do-It-Yourself
Boat Repair and Maintenance.
Sara
pulled it out and examined it, feeling a surge of delight well up
inside her.
The pictures were clear, and the step by step directions fairly
concise—she
flipped to the inside cover and checked the price in the corner,
feeling smug
when it ended up being at least two dollars cheaper than
she’d been willing to
pay.
A
bargain.
Feeling
pleased with herself, she tucked the book under her arm and went
looking for
Mr. Peppermint, wondering where she would find him. A part of her mind
logically argued he’d be in the mystery or spy section, but a
quick peek down
that particular aisle proved her wrong. Curious, Sara wandered towards
the back
of the store, finally spotting his broad frame standing in front of . .
. the
Romance shelves.
It
had to be a fluke, she decided.
But
no, as she approached, she noted that he not only had a Barbara
Cartland in his
hands, but three others tucked in the crook of his arm. He was scanning
the
inside cover of the paperback, his expression slightly . . . pained.
He
looked up, and Sara grinned broadly at him.
He
blushed. “These aren’t for me,” he
mumbled in a note of slightly mortified
sincerity. Sara said nothing, cocking her head.
He
cleared his throat. “They’re . . . for my
mother.”
“Your
mother.”
“My
mother. She’s eighty two, and a serial Romance reader. I
can’t keep the woman
in Harlequins.” Mr. Peppermint admitted with a sigh.
“She goes through Regencys
like potato chips.”
Sara
laughed, letting her head drop back as she pictured a little
white-haired woman
voraciously reading through a stack of yellowing paperbacks while Mr.
Peppermint tried frantically to keep handing new ones to her.
“It
could be worse . . . she could be addicted to online gambling, or
collecting
Precious Moments figurines,” she offered after her chuckles
died away. Mr.
Peppermint considered those alternatives with a faint wince and nodded.
“You
have a point. In any case, I’m fairly sure she
hasn’t read any of these, so I
might as well feed her inexpensive habit. Once she’s done I
can always recycle
them through the Book Hive.”
Sara
nodded, and the two of them looked at each other for a moment. She felt
that
little tug of attraction again; the one that didn’t have
anything to do with
the Candy Shop, and everything to do with how blue his eyes were.
Then
she led the way back to the front of the store, reaching the cash
register
first; at the sight of her selection, Mr. Peppermint’s
eyebrow went up but he
said nothing. They left the shop a few minutes later and climbed into
the
termite van.
“So
now what?”
“Now
we go our separate ways—at least for a while,” Mr.
Peppermint told Sara. “I
have to return the van, pick up the dinner party invitations, rent a
suit and
see if Gum Drop managed to locate and purchase another
“Hmmm,”
Sara nodded. “And I
have to find
appropriate eveningwear and rent a car. Are we actually going to stay
for
dinner?” she mused, glancing over at him. Mr. Peppermint
managed a small smile
and thoughtfully stroked his beard.
“Depends
on how hungry we are I suppose. Most Senators host pretty elaborate
soirees.”
They
drove in companionable silence for a while longer, and Sara finally
spoke up.
“It seems so . . . mercenary. You know, to steal his
blackmail collateral AND
eat dinner on his tab.”
“You’re
a taxpayer; you’ve paid for it,” Mr. Peppermint
told her forthrightly. “The
Senator is having it catered because it’s an entertainment
expense, so I
wouldn’t worry about it too much.”
“Well
in THAT case—“ Sara smirked. “Bring on
the spinach puffs.”
***
She
spent a busy afternoon shopping. Normally it wasn’t one of
her favorite
activities at all; but because of time constraints she hadn’t
had a chance to
pack too much, and there was the camera to consider. Finally, after a
quick
stop in Macklin’s Theatrical Supply, Sara took on the elegant
boutiques of
downtown
By
the time five o’clock rolled around she was up again, glad to
hear the soft
knock on her door. Opening it she admitted him and he gave her a smile
as he
set a paper bag on the dresser. Sara eyed the squat paper parcel.
“Successful
afternoon?”
“Remarkably.
I picked up the camera at an antique shop and cleaned it up a bit, then
found a
formalwear place a few doors down—I hope you don’t
object to paisley.”
“The
whole suit?” Sara made a face, visions of Mr. Peppermint
looking like a refugee
from a Peter Max painting. He smiled gently and shook his head.
“Vest
only—just tacky enough to give the professor a personality.
Oh, and here—“
carefully he fished in his pocket and pulled out three different
wedding rings,
holding them out to her, “Details matter.”
“Wow,
I guess so . . . “ she murmured, amused. She selected one and
slipped it on,
feeling the coolness of the band against her skin. “This one
fits.”
“Good,”
Mr. Peppermint commented absently. He was unwrapping the package and
concentrating as Sara stepped over. She studied the camera with an
approving
look, nodding to herself as she handed back the other two rings. He
took them
and tucked them away. “Think you can fit this in your
purse?”
Sara
shot him a disbelieving look. “Um, no. An evening formal
takes a clutch,
usually no more than fifteen inches by seven, Mr. Peppermint.”
He
looked nonplussed; his brows drew together in worry but Sara cleared
her throat
and spoke again, her tone confident. “Don’t worry.
I have it covered. The
bigger concern is the combination. Three numbers give us waaay too many
options, unless you’ve managed to narrow them down.”
“I
have a hunch,” Mr. Peppermint nodded. “The three
numbers we have are nine, five
and three, and because we know most people set a combination to a date
they
remember, we have three that might fit the bill. Either it’s
the Senator’s
birthday—September of thirty-five, or it’s his
daughter’s—March of fifty-nine,
OR it could be his granddaughter’s, May of
ninety-three.”
Sara
stared at Mr. Peppermint for a long, long moment. She very quietly
murmured,
“You . . . don’t get out much, do you?”
He
rubbed the back of his neck, laughing softly. “I’m
no mathematician but the
precedent IS with human nature, Miss Chocolate.”
***
Two
hours later, after a shower and a shave, Grissom adjusted his bow tie,
delighted
that it was a clip-on. The muted silver and blue of the paisley pattern
reminded him of an oil slick on the surface of a pond; iridescent. He
stroked
his chin, trying to get used to the smoothness and examined himself in
the
mirror.
Something
was missing. Frowning, he considered himself a moment longer, then
fished out
his reading glasses, settling them on the bridge of his nose.
Satisfied,
Grissom scooped up the invitations to the dinner party, then stepped
across the
hall to Miss Chocolate’s room.
She
opened the door, and he blinked, stunned.
She
smiled broadly at him, her dimples showing.
“You
shaved,” she noted.
“You’re
pregnant,” he blurted.
Miss
Chocolate looked down at the rounded bulge of her tummy, now rounding
out a
sleeveless crystal beaded top and pretended to be surprised.
“Wow, how did THAT
happen?”
Grissom
arched an eyebrow at her, but couldn’t hold his straight
expression a moment
longer and grinned. Miss Chocolate grinned back and when she did, he
noticed
the second thing that was different about her. His gaze narrowed in on
her
teeth, and she gave a self-conscious smile.
“Your—“
“You
can say it. My gap. I have this orthodontic piece that fills it in. I
suppose I
could wear it more often—“
“Don’t.
That is . . . I like you better without it,” Grissom
admitted, feeling warm in
the face as he said so. The smile Miss Chocolate gave him at that
moment left
him awash in new heat. She broke their gaze and cleared her throat,
inviting
him in to her room.
“Thanks.
So—I have baby
Grissom
gave a thoughtful nod and checked his watch. “A few
Braxton-Hicks; nothing too
alarming, but enough that you may need to lie down.”
Sara
stared at him, pausing as she reached for her tiny green velvet clutch
purse.
“How do you know about contractions?”
“Ah.
That would be telling—“ he responded, eyes
twinkling behind his glasses. “Shall
we go?”
He
escorted her to the rental car, mindful to help Miss Chocolate in, and
took his
time in pulling out into traffic. Out of the corner of his vision he
saw her
absently stroke the rounded padding around her middle, and the sight
sent an
odd pang through him; to cover it, Grissom spoke up.
“The
name on my driver’s license tonight says Gideon Pfefferminz,
and I’m associated
with the entomology department of the Smithsonian. I received this
invitation
because of my forensic consulting work with the FBI. What shall I call
you
tonight—besides ‘dear’?”
Miss
Chocolate lifted her chin; her profile looked lovely against the
backdrop of
“Ah.
And how far along are we?” Grissom prompted, amused at her
casual certainty.
Miss Chocolate fished in her purse for a compact, and checked her
lipstick.
“Gideon,
you KNOW the Bugling is due in five weeks, and Doctor Phair says I need
to stay
away from alcohol and minced clams.”
“Allergic?”
“No,
I just don’t like them.”
“How
could I forget, Felicity? You swept into my staid little
insect-oriented world
and turned me overnight into a devoted husband and slightly nervous
father-to-be. Good thing I have the ring to prove
it—“ So saying, Grissom
fished in his vest pocket and pulled out a wedding band, carefully
working it
onto his finger. Miss Chocolate studied it with approval.
“Where
did we get married? It better not have been
“
“That’s
okay. You have lots of other wonderful qualities.” She paused
and added, “And
the duck recovered.”
Grissom
chuckled, warmed unexpectedly by the gentle whimsy of the moment; this
shared
whistling in the dark. They turned into
“Hoping
it won’t. Rain will coop everyone inside, and make it harder
to get to the
bedroom.”
Miss
Chocolate nodded, and then they were at the front door, in the glare of
the
porch light and ringing the bell. The door opened, and Grissom looked
at the
same strawberry blonde woman from earlier in the day; she smiled too
brightly;
a clear sign she didn’t recognize him. Grissom nodded at her.
“The
Pfefferminzes—Gideon and Felicity?” he prompted,
almost apologetically. “From
the Smithsonian?”
“Oh,
oh! Yes, the liaison for the FBI on that serial killer case! Oh
goodness, come
in!” came the woman’s warm tones.
“I’m Catherine Willows, and I’m hosting
this
for my father tonight, so please, let’s get you both inside
and find something
to drink—“
Grissom
found himself quietly proud of the way Miss Chocolate waddled in,
looking
radiant and serene. Immediately Mrs. Willows beamed. “Oh wow; congratulations!”
“Thank
you. I’ve got about a month to go,” she dimpled,
shooting him a quick look of
affection.
Warming
to his role, Grissom slid an arm around her back and squeezed lightly.
“It all
happened so fast . . . “
“Yes
well it sure seems that way in the last couple of weeks,”
Mrs. Willows agreed.
“Anyway, let me introduce you around . . . we’re
pretty casual at the moment—“
Despite
her words the room looked immensely elegant with fresh cut flowers in
fancy
crystal, and well-dressed people making small talk in little groups
scattered
through the salon. Carefully Grissom steered Miss Chocolate in and
smiled as
Mrs. Willows made introductions to a few of the other guests; he was
careful
not to overdo his doting image.
After
twenty minutes or so the room fell silent in one of those universal
pauses in
the conversation that can sweep through, and into the void came a low,
almost
musical voice. “All right, nice to see you folks tonight.
Having a good time?”
Senator
Samuel Braun looked out over the assembled group, his face smiling, his
sharp
eyes unreadable. The man radiated a ruthless good-nature, but hints of
a quick
temper made his mouth occasionally turn down, and his gaze missed very
little.
Grissom felt the senator’s attention sweep over him after a
single piercing
stare; fortunately one of the caterers moved by, offering champagne and
the
moment passed. Next to him, Miss Chocolate let out a soft sigh.
“He’s
. . . a little scary,” she admitted. Grissom nodded, leaning
in to reply.
“And
dangerous. We know first-hand that he’s a blackmailer and I
doubt his crimes
stop there.”
Miss
Chocolate nodded, and looked towards the buffet line, where people were
already
beginning to congregate. She lightly stroked the bulge of her belly and
managed
a quick smile, batting her eyes. “Do you think they have any
potatoes au
gratin?”
“Let’s
go find out, shall we?”
*** ***
***
Catherine
Willows looked over the assembled group and felt a sense of
satisfaction
tempered with an undercurrent of anxiety. The party was going well,
just as
she’d promised Sam, but his mood was still prickly, and try
as she might, she
couldn’t shake the feeling that another
‘discussion’ was coming soon. What this
one would be about, she wasn’t sure, but whatever the topic,
it sure as hell
wouldn’t be pleasant, given how much he was drinking.
She
sighed, wishing not for the first time that she was more than just an
extension
of her father’s political influence. There was a time
she’d wanted a real
career; a chance to go back to school and DO something with her life
beyond
hosting parties and lobbying. But Eddie wouldn’t hear of it,
and Sam kept her
busy with his own political agenda. And then after Eddie died—was murdered,
she amended bitterly—then
there was Lindsey and more pressure from Sam to stay in
And
frankly things with Sam were getting . . . bad. Not that her
father’s hands had
ever been particularly clean, but of late Catherine realized he had
secrets
that she didn’t ever want to know. All she had left now was
Lindsey, and her
own reputation, for whatever that was worth. Given the political
climate, her
days as a hostess were probably limited too, and God knew what she
would end up
doing once Sam was out of office . . .
She
caught a glimpse of the couple from the Smithsonian, sitting together
on one of
the love seats, plates in their hands. They looked adorable, and for a
moment
Catherine smiled at the sight of them—clearly the nerdy
professor adored his
young wife, and by the shy glances she was giving him the feeling
seemed to be
mutual. Catherine remembered a time when she and Eddie had been like
that—slightly besotted and trying to be discreet about it.
She walked over to
them and this time her smile was sincere. “How are you two
doing?”
“Good,”
the young wife—what
was her name?—blurted.
“I love your stuffed mushrooms.”
“Oh
thanks, but I can’t really take
credit—it’s the catering company’s
recipe,”
Catherine replied honestly. At that moment the young wife winced, and
bent
forward a little. Concerned, Catherine took a step closer.
“Are you okay?”
“I
think someone else liked the mushrooms too,” came the
woman’s little choked
laugh. “Um, I really hate to ask this, but do you have
someplace I could . . .
lie down for a minute?”
“Oh—ah,
sure, yes, of course—“ Catherine smoothly replied.
She watched the husband rub
his wife’s back and murmur gently to her; to give them a
moment of privacy
Catherine looked away, smiling to herself.
Once
the woman was on her feet she chuckled a little.
“It’s nothing serious,
honestly, but a few minutes on my back and the baby will tire itself
out. I
hope.”
“How
are we doing here?” came Senator Braun’s concerned
question. He looked at his
daughter and then at the pregnant woman, who blushed. Catherine managed
a tight
smile for her father.
“She
just needs a few minutes to lie down, Sam—she’s
going to be fine.”
“Well
that’s good. You know, if you have the baby here, I get to be
the first to
contribute to the college fund,” he joked lightly. Everyone
managed a smile at
that, and Senator Braun slipped a supportive arm around the young
mother-to-be.
“Right this way, we’ll get you situated
comfortably. Mugs, I think Congressman
Ibarra’s glass is empty,” he added. Catherine
nodded, and reluctantly moved
back to the other guests after giving the nervous father-to-be a pat on
the
arm.
“The
first one’s always the most nerve-wracking. You guys will be
fine,” she assured
him. He blinked at her through his glasses, and in his gaze Catherine
saw a
quiet core of something more than just the surface of blue.
“Thank
you,” he told her gently, and moved to follow the Senator and
his wife.
***
Grissom
sat on the edge of the bed, looking carefully at Miss Chocolate and
waiting.
They both heard the receding footsteps, muffled slightly by the carpet
out in
the hall. A minute later, he stood up, locked the door, and reached
into his
coat pocket to pull out a pair of latex gloves.
Miss
Chocolate grinned broadly. “You’re prepared for a
home delivery.”
“To
work,” he chided, but with a twinkle in his gaze. Carefully
Grissom stepped to
the wall between the bedroom and the bathroom, slipping his index
finger into
the ring of the fuse box panel and tugging it open. He pulled the false
back of
the box open as well and looked at the safe face carefully.
Miss
Chocolate rose off the bed and turned her back to him as she lifted her
beaded
blouse and undid the belt for her padded belly. Working quickly she
unzipped
the back and pulled out the
He
tapped in the first set of numbers—9, 3, 5.
The
light above the keypad flashed green.
“Happy
birthday, Senator.” With a smirk of satisfaction, Grissom
gripped the handle
and turned it, pulling the little door open and looking inside. There,
on top
of a stack of folders and amid a few jewelry boxes and bundles of
photos sat
another
Smoothly
he set the new camera into the safe, and paused; over his shoulder he
murmured,
“Go tuck our prize in—I want to look at something
here.”
“Okay—“
she replied, already turning away. Grissom took a step closer to the
safe and
reached out a finger to flip through the first stack of photos, feeling
a surge
of adrenaline rise through him when he recognized what he was looking
at.
Swiftly he shifted to a second stack, and pulled the files out enough
to read
the labels on them. A sudden sound brought him back; swiftly Grissom
pushed
everything further into the safe and closed the door. He carefully
re-latched
the false back to the fuse box, closed the fuse box door as well, then
looked
over at Miss Chocolate.
She
was trying to hook up the belt of her false belly and having trouble,
so he
came around and worked the Velcro strap for her just as they both heard
footsteps coming back down the hall. Miss Chocolate tugged her beaded
top down,
smoothing it frantically as Grissom moved to the door and lightly,
swiftly
unlocked it.
“I
brought you some water—“ came the voice of their
hostess. Grissom smiled at Miss
Chocolate, but she was looking panicked as he began to turn the
doorknob.
“Gloves!” she whispered frantically. He glanced down at his latex-covered hands, but the door was already opening.