
“Rumor
has it that there is an
organization out there that can get anything done, for a fee. Some
people think
of it as a corporate version of the CIA, and others feel it’s
more like some
sort of commercial covert ops establishment, bouncing back and forth
over the
law as needed. I’m here to assure you it’s all an
urban legend; our findings
indicate that there is no such thing as the Candy Shop.”
--John
Negroponte, Director of
National Intelligence
The
little
bookstore at the end of
Sara
Sidle
paused from her vantage point across the street, lounging in the shade
of the
coffee shop and kept an eye on the Book Hive. So far it had been quiet
to the
point of being comatose: no customers in the last hour. She checked her
watch
again, and set her coffee down, debating with herself for a long
moment. Nearly
noon. Her movement caught the eye of the waitress behind the counter,
and Sara
knew she had to get moving now, or risk being remembered. Casually she
fished
in her purse for a reasonable tip and rose up, leaving the two dollars
neatly
wedged between the salt and pepper shakers. She put on her sunglasses
and
stepped out, glaring at the Book Hive with undisguised distaste.
Anyone
looking at her would have seen a tall, rangy young woman with
shoulder-length
hair, dressed in a long cream sweater coat and forest-green linen
slacks. The
only item of true vanity was her handbag; a $12,000 Chloe Paddington in
pewter.
She hefted it up and strolled across the street all the while taking a
quick,
thorough look along the way. Light foot traffic into the bank, a few
parked
cars along Ojai, but none in front of the bookstore.
Reaching
it, Sara paused and looked into the glass window, ignoring the black
and gold
painted hive with the little winged books buzzing around it. She
fiddled with
her sunglasses so that any passersby seeing her would assume she was
toying
with her own reflection. In truth, she was adjusting the infrared
spectrum
filter on the sunglasses, and peering into the depths of the bookstore.
What
she saw confirmed her contempt. “Sheesh, what an overstock of
dust.”
Feeling
a
pang of regret for the unkindness of her words, Sara sighed and pulled
open the
door of the shop; above her head came the tinkle of a brass bell. The
soft
smell of leather, musty paper and wooden shelving hit her nose
immediately.
Sara parked her sunglasses on the top of her head and blinked, looking
around.
The cramped shop had tall bookcases with narrow aisles. No patrons were
apparent, but behind the tall wooden counter by the right wall was a
man
perched on a stool, reading a book. Sara took him in for a long moment,
committing his features to memory.
Wavy
grey
hair in need of a trim; a salt and pepper beard; long eyelashes and a
pair of
reading glasses sliding down his nose. He wore a black polo shirt and
khaki
pants and currently had a copy of Peterson’s
First
Guide to Insects of North
America in his strong hands. He
didn’t look up when
she stepped closer, and
Sara glanced at the counter. A crystal dish of candy sat at one end,
and
carefully, she selected a peppermint out of it.
Without
glancing up, the man reached over and carefully plucked out a
foil-wrapped
Hershey’s Kiss. Sara waited a moment, and finally cleared her
throat.
He
looked
up, and with grave courtesy handed her the chocolate. She in turn gave
him the
peppermint in the little formal ritual of identification and relaxed a
little.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr.
Peppermint.”
“Likewise,
Miss Chocolate. I take it you brought your half of the file with
you?” he
asked, and in his pleasant tenor she heard the flat intonations of
***
Grissom,
AKA Mr. Peppermint, took a moment getting to his feet and fishing for a
bookmark
as he reluctantly closed the field guide. He’d known Miss
Chocolate only by
reputation up to this point and nothing had prepared him for this
poised,
elegantly dangerous woman on the other side of his counter. Despite the
casual
set of her shoulders he could see she was aware of every exit, every
potential
weapon or threat in the room. He set his book down.
She
was
pretty—that should have been a red flag right there, and he
tried not to dwell
on it. Miss Lollipop hadn’t mentioned anything about Miss
Chocolate besides her
gender and her formidable skills in surveillance and ops;
he’d taken the
assignment without bothering to give the enclosed photo more than a
passing
glance.
Nobody’s
Candy Shop photo ever did them justice anyway; certainly not his own,
now
almost fifteen years old.
A
‘thump’
sounded; a scarred grey tabby appeared on the counter, cautiously
eyeing Sara.
She looked at him a moment, noting his ragged ears and long white
whiskers.
Behind the counter, Mr. Peppermint spoke again.
“This
is
Aramis. The other three are around, but they’re a bit
shyer.”
Her
grin
flashed out, and gently she reached a hand to pat the cat, who arched
happily
up into her stroke. “Musketeers—nice.”
“They
keep
the mice and insects in line,” Mr. Peppermint agreed, and
rose from his stool.
Casually he stepped around the counter and moved to the door, closing
it. After
flipping the sign to read “Closed
for
lunch—back in an hour”
he turned back to
the woman. “Follow me, Miss
Chocolate.”
He
led
the
way down the center aisle of the narrow book shop, towards the rear of
the
store; Sara followed him, keeping her eyes on his broad back. It
wasn’t
difficult to appreciate the view ahead of her—not that
she’d tell him. Rumor
had it that Mr. Peppermint was a loner, both on the job and off; a rare
specimen from academia who’d come to the Candy Shop through a
very mysterious,
roundabout route. She’d studied his file; watched him for two
days already, and
even now felt she knew less about him than when she’d started.
An
enigma.
They
reached the back, turned left out of view of the main browsing area,
and
reached a small fenced-off area that Sara recognized from her college
days as a
rare book cage. She watched him fish out a key and unlock it, then
motion for
her to enter. Sara paused, then stepped in, Mr. Peppermint right behind
her. He
closed the cage, and the minute he did so, it rattled faintly and began
to
descend. Sara reached out to curl a supporting hand around the mesh,
amused.
Mr. Peppermint caught her eye and shrugged a little. He had very blue
eyes, she
noted.
“A
little
cliché, but necessary.”
After
a
descent of roughly two stories, Sara felt the elevator stop. She
watched as her
companion opened the door again, onto a cavernous room hollowed out and
reinforced by concrete.
A
bunker
of
sorts, with a rounded feel to it; Sara thought of Hobbit holes. Long
florescent
lights illuminated the place, which was filled with worktables,
computers,
banks of filing cabinets and storage shelves. As she stepped out behind
Mr.
Peppermint, Sara realized that all of the furniture down here was
wood—not a
single piece in this cavern other than the computers was made of metal.
***
Grissom
led
the way to a conference table in the middle of the room and sat down,
gesturing
to a chair on the other side. He watched as Miss Chocolate seated
herself
gracefully, setting her bag on the table before fishing a file folder
out of
it.
He
frowned.
“The bag is a liability, you know.”
“What?”
“The
purse.
Too expensive. Too . . . flashy,” he commented gently.
“The sort of detail that
gets noticed, and usually by the wrong person.” He watched
her frown, and
stroke the bag almost protectively.
“It
could
be a knock off.”
“It’s
not,”
He replied with a hint of impatience. “But it’s not
important right now. Let’s
get this laid out and see what we’re doing.”
Grissom
pulled out his own file and opened it, flipping through the pages. He
had the
odd-numbered ones, and handed them to Miss Chocolate, watching her
efficiently
collate them in running order with her even ones. When it was
completed, she
laid the top page down.
Grenville
Selections:
Peppermint/Chocolate
Location:
First
President
Time
Frame:
Face of the Clock
Goodies:
Help
yourself
Grissom
gave a thoughtful nod, and glanced over at Miss Chocolate, absently
admiring
her profile as she scanned the page.
She
looked up to catch his
eye. “So. We’re
going to
“Almost
too
simple,” Grissom agreed, frowning a bit. “She could
have handed this over to
Jelly Bean if it was just a B and E.”
“He’s
not
as experienced with home versus office, especially for a second story
job,” she
murmured throatily. “Still a little too jumpy.”
“That’s
why
he’s a bean,” Grissom replied, trying not to let
his faint annoyance show. It
was true of course; the young cat burglar was still overeager and prone
to
rookie mistakes, but he was a quick study, and picked up suggestions
with an
open mind. Grissom wondered how many missions Miss Chocolate had
already done
with the Bean, and if they were on a real name basis yet.
He
decided
to ask, the next time he saw Greg.
Miss
Chocolate turned the
page, and a heavyset
man scowled up at them from the page, his expression both annoyed and
contemptuous. Grissom said nothing, watching Miss Chocolate out of the
corner
of his eye.
“Bruce
Eiger. Yeah, well he looks like an ogre. Our client,
apparently?”
“Miss
Lollipop’s client,” Grissom corrected softly.
“I know him by reputation—he owns
three casinos in Vegas and is carries a lot of clout in politics here,
most of
it behind the scenes. Does he specify what the item to be recovered
is?”
***
Sara
looked
through the typed page, skimming it quickly, aware that Mr. Peppermint
was
scoping her out a bit as she did so. It was habitual, she was sure; an
agent at
his level didn’t stay in the game without keeping a sharp eye
on things.
Spotting the bag—that had piqued her for a moment, especially
since he was
right, but what the hell—she wasn’t on the job.
Yet.
She
made a tiny sound of
surprise. “This is
weird—we’re going to be looking for an eight
millimeter movie camera and film?”
Mr.
Peppermint’s eyes narrowed and Sara realized how blue they
truly were now that
he had them focused on the pages on the table. He ran a finger down the
lines
of print and blinked a little, startled himself.
“A
Sara
eyed
him for a moment, and noted the brightness of his expression; she felt
a flush
of attraction and covered it by smirking. “And
THAT’S the sort of thing only
a .
. .”
“
. .
.
Geek would know? Possibly,” Mr. Peppermint admitted while
rubbing his bristly
chin. “All the same, it’s curious, Miss Chocolate.
The camera itself isn’t that
valuable. A man as rich as Bruce Eiger could buy and sell dozens of
them
without a second thought. That implies that the recovery is really all
about--?”
“The
film,”
she finished, nodding. “Which makes sense, and yet
doesn’t at the same time.
Whatever is on the film could have been transferred to disc or computer
by
now.”
But
he
was
shaking his head now. “Not without specialized equipment and
people to do it.
If Bruce Eiger has contracted the Candy Shop to retrieve his film, then
you can
bet that whatever’s on it is probably highly scandalous.
Whoever has it won’t
risk a leak by transferring it just yet.”
“You
don’t
KNOW that,” Sara argued gently. Mr. Peppermint cocked his
head, his expression
slightly stubborn.
“I
don’t—but after enough time on blackmail, you get a
sense for these things.
Let’s see what else Miss Lollipop’s put in the file
for us to consider.
Coffee?”
“Yes
please,” Sara murmured. She waited as he prepared and brought
two fragrantly
steaming mugs back to the wooden table, not touching any of the file
pages in
the interim. There was too much to look at in the cavern anyway:
antique maps
and prints on the walls; stands of walking sticks and umbrellas; glass
cases
with rare books in them; a stock market ticker tape machine, humming
steadily
and spewing strands of paper into a woven basket.
Definitely
a Hobbit hole, she decided.
Echoing
softly in the cavern came music; Sara caught the soft sounds of Toccata
and Fugue in D
minor. Bach. Yeah,
that fit Mr. Peppermint pretty well. A classic.
She
sipped
her coffee, savoring the richness of the brew, and seeing her enjoy it,
he did
the same with his own mug. For a moment they relaxed in each
other’s company,
simply riding on the pleasure of coffee and breathing space. Sara
nodded.
“Thanks. It’s a good blend, but I don’t
recognize it.”
“Twenty
Blue Devils—out of
“There
you
go—there’s YOUR vanity, Mr. Peppermint.”
***
“My
vanity?” Grissom asked, catching the hint of amusement in
Miss Chocolate’s
tone, and not understanding. She pointed to his mug of coffee as she
arched an
eyebrow, and for a moment it dawned on him how expressively cute she
looked.
“I
have a
fondness for expensive handbags, and you—have a weakness for
expensive coffee.
Our tells; in point of fact.” He scowled a little, annoyed at
her quick
insight, and she chuckled triumphantly, laying a thin hand on the file.
“Shall
we?”
“Certainly.
Let me move my mug so I don’t spill my coffee on your
purse,” came his dry
reply.
She
dimpled
at his tone, taking it in stride, and pushed the papers closer,
hitching her
chair as well, her elbows resting on the scarred wooden surface.
Grissom turned
the photo of Bruce Eiger over, and the second photo under left him
slightly
stunned. Next to him, Miss Chocolate gave a low gasp of mingled disgust
and
amusement. Grissom nodded.
“At
least
OUR little sins are socially acceptable . . . “ he observed
while looking down
at the grainy photo of Bruce Eiger in a diaper and booties, lying on a
bearskin
rug.
Miss
Chocolate shuddered
delicately. “Ew. I
have a disturbing idea of what’s on the film
now—“
“Yes,
I
think it would be a safe bet that it’s probably something to
do with his . . .
hobby,” Grissom agreed, quickly flipping the photo. A
notation in familiar
handwriting was scrawled on the back, and Miss Chocolate read it out
loud.
“Client
requests a meeting with the both of you at his home this evening at
nine. RSVP,
your discretion,” she murmured.
“Ummmm—“
“We
ought
to go,” Grissom murmured softly as he studied her face.
“Incognito of course.”
Miss
Chocolate lifted her
chin, and her lips
twisted a bit as she nodded. “If only to be
thorough,” she agreed, with a hint
of distaste.
They
finished reading the rest of the file, which included floor plans,
contacts,
contingency options, travel and accommodation information, and when
done,
Grissom carefully set the papers in a Pyrex dish and ignited them; Miss
Chocolate watching as he did so.
She
smiled
up at him. “You know, with all the technology
that’s available nowadays I can’t
quite catch why Miss Lollipop is so . . . old-fashioned about
files.”
“For
precisely that reason,” Grissom mused.
“Reconstruction of ashes is still much
more difficult than cracking a hard drive and the residue is more
easily
dispersed. I know it’s a throwback to earlier tradition, but
against the
hacking and tracking prevalent now, Miss L prefers to err on the side
of
safety.”
“A
classicist,” Miss Chocolate murmured in a low voice, rising
up.
Grissom
escorted her back up to the bookstore and rang up a selection for her,
tucking
it into a plastic bag with The Book Hive logo printed on it. Surprised,
Miss
Chocolate took the purchase and winked at him, tickled at his choice: The
Spy Who Came in From the Cold.
Grissom nodded, handing her a
bookmark as
well.
She
noted
the place and time he’d written on it and nodded back, then
sauntered out of
the store after petting a curious Porthos lounging in the front window.
Grissom
watched her sail off, wondering idly if he should shave before
nightfall, or
after arriving in
*** ***
***
Miss
Lollipop looked over the expanse of her office desk at the man on the
other
side, feeling a flare of fondness for him. Sugar Daddy had always been
one of
her favorites, despite the fact that she knew she shouldn’t
become attached to
her agents. He sat in the chair, a mild expression on his snub-nosed
face, his
hands folded in his lap.
Miss
Lollipop leaned over the desk and laid a hand on the file in front of
her. “You
truly think she’s ready?”
Sugar
Daddy
gave a shrug, but his modest grin spoke volumes. “What can I
say? She’d my kid;
she’s ready.”
“You’ll
supervise?”
“Oh
absolutely. It’ll be like her driving test all over again,
which God knows was
probably harder than this will be. I’m telling you,
Ellie’s ready.”
“Sugar
Baby,” Lollipop corrected him, but gently. He was such a
doting father, and the
girl was a genuine sweetheart; after all, nothing brought a family
together
like assassination. Sugar Daddy gave a little nod at the reprimand and
cleared
his throat.
“Sugar
Baby,” he amended. “Since we were planning on a
vacation, we can schedule this
on the way and still get the time off.”
Lollipop
smiled a little more warmly, and nodded. She pushed the file across the
desk to
him. “The
“I’ll
bring
you a souvenir—you like rugs?” he leaned forward
and took the file, smiling. “A
nice Navaho one to go with your waiting room.”
That
made
her laugh; she walked him to the door and hugged him lightly, glad to
see him
looking upbeat. He squeezed her back, and cleared his throat.
“Thanks, Lolly.
I’ll be back in two weeks.”
She
patted
his shoulder. “Go, have a good time, Jim. Two
weeks.”
As
he
stepped out, Lollipop looked over at her receptionist’s desk.
Judy glanced over
and shook her head. “Nobody else has an appointment today,
Doctor Marazek. Your
agenda’s clear.”
“Thank
you,
Judy. I’m going down to the therapy rooms for a while. Page
me if a patient
calls.”
“Yes
Ma’am,” Judy squeaked. Even after six years she was
still in awe; still
thrilled to be working for the most prestigious psychiatrist in
Lollipop
smiled, striding out of the Southwest-themed waiting room and to the
bank of
elevators beyond it. She took the far right one, and once inside,
fished out a
small silver key from a chain around her neck. It fit into a tiny
keyhole
cunningly hidden behind part of the paneling over the buttons. She
turned it
and a chime rang out, followed by a recorded male voice, low and almost
seductive.
“Confirm?”
“Miss
Lollipop.”
“Thank
you.”
The
elevator began to descend
smoothly, dropping down all the floors and beyond the basement level,
finally
coming to a stop deep underground a few minutes later.
The
door
slid open, and Miss Lollipop stepped out into a carpeted elegant
hallway.
The air
here was clean, the filters humming
gently keeping everything comfortably cool. Miss Lollipop stepped out
and
turned left, moving down towards a series of double doors at the far
end. They
were gleaming brass art deco doors with frosted windows. She reached
out and
pressed her palm against the security scanner; it flashed for a moment,
and a
soft man’s voice echoed out: “Identity reconfirmed.
Welcome to the range, Miss
Lollipop.”
She
pulled
the door open, and the sound of gunfire rang out, echoing in the wide
chamber.
Ahead of her she saw the long lean back of Licorice, and next to him
the
shorter, muscular frame of Jaw Breaker as they stood in one of the
booths, both
firing round after round into a distant target.
Admiring
the pair of them, she stood, arms crossed and waited; they’d
sense her presence
in a moment. It came a few seconds later, Licorice turning first, his
warm
green eyes widening, and his little nod respectful. Jaw Breaker caught
his
partner’s move and looked over his shoulder, peeling off his
ear guards as he
smiled. “Oh! Didn’t see you there,
ma’am,” came his
Both
of
them holstered their weapons in the slots along the firing booth walls,
then
turned fully to face her.
“Miss
Lollipop,”
Licorice murmured, his voice low and warm. She nodded back to them and
stepped
forward.
“Gentlemen.
I’m delighted to see you keeping up your
skills—it’s gratifying to see your
dedication.”
“Dedication
nothing—Mr. Cinnamon’s upped the gun locker
requirements,” came Jaw Breaker’s
annoyed amusement. “He says if we can’t bulls eye
ninety percent in three
different targets we don’t get anything from the Toy
Box.”
“Ah,”
Miss
Lollipop commiserated with a smile. “Well I did give him the
prerogative to set
the standards.”
Licorice
nodded, his dreads slithering almost to his shoulders, looking elegant
against
his green ribbed sweater. “The problem is, he wants it for
every make in
stock—qualifying for all of them is going to take us at least
a week.”
Jaw
Breaker
nodded. “Yeah. Right now we’re set on most of the
handguns and non-projectiles,
but it’s going to take a while to get qualified with the
rifles and higher
caliber stuff.” He pointed with his jaw towards a door at the
far end of the
firing range. “And most of that can’t be done down
here, that’s for sure.”
“We’ll
make
arrangements. At the moment I have an assignment for you, if
you’re both
available.”
Licorice
looked at Jaw Breaker, who gave a smile and a shrug.
“I’m open.”
“Same
here.
Any general hint as to the nature?” Licorice asked Lollipop.
“I
need you
to run interference tonight. Mr. Peppermint is meeting with a client
who’s a
bit of a control freak. He may have his own muscle try to intimidate
our
associate.”
Jaw
Breaker
made a scoffing noise. “The dude thinks he’s going
to intimidate Mr.
Peppermint? Not gonna happen; not in a million years.”
Lollipop
smiled, cocking her head slightly. “I agree, but it
won’t stop our client from
trying to look big. The problem is that his money allows him to hire
help above
the average street punk, and I don’t want anything to
distract Mr. Peppermint
from the job at hand.”
“Gotcha,”
Licorice nodded, “You want us in the shadows.”
“I
want you
to BE the shadows,” Lollipop agreed. “It
shouldn’t take long. Seven Hills,
around nine, so plan accordingly. And you’ll both get a bonus
if Mr. Peppermint
fails to spot you.”
She
strode
off, leaving the two men chuckling softly behind her; they watched her
go, both
of them gazing after her for a long moment. Jaw Breaker sighed gustily.
“Damn.”
Licorice
laughed again. “Don’t even think it, Nick. The
lady’s waaaaay out of your
league, and your boss to boot.”
“I know, I know, but still—it’s gotta be a crime to be that smart and look that good.”