“You know you want to,”
came the familiar voice, albeit in a higher pitch than he was used to
hearing. Startled, Grissom looked around.
He was alone in his office, behind his desk in the familiar
semi-darkness that he preferred. To his left, the metal shelves of
specimens looked fine—maybe a bit dusty. To his right, the
reference books stood waiting to be pulled out at any moment. Nobody
was passing by outside his office windows, and Grissom was fairly
certain after all these years that Rosalita hadn’t learned
how to talk yet, much less speak to him in Sara’s voice.
Grissom glanced over at the tarantula’s terrarium just in
case. She was hunkering down in her little plastic half log shelter,
probably sleeping off the last cricket, and definitely not talking.
He frowned a little, and looked down at his report, trying to
concentrate once again.
“You know it and I
know it, Handsome . . . Everything you think is an open book to me . .
. “
Grissom blinked. Definitely a familiar coo; he looked up towards the
door, frowning now. “Sara?”
“Not there . . . down here.”
He looked back at his desk. Blotter, reports, framed Trigger
certificate, and there—lounging on the handle of his coffee
cup.
Sara.
An itty bitty Sara about six inches tall in a slinky red spangled cat
suit and high heels, wearing minute horns in her hair and twirling a
pitchfork.
Okay.
Grissom wondered exactly how much caffeine had brought this
hallucination on. Fascinated, he looked down at her, cocking his head
carefully.
“Sara.”
He took a moment to study her, appreciating the way the material clung
to her curves, the way the rich scarlet flattered her glossy hair.
Under his gaze, she preened a tiny bit, waggling her elegant eyebrows
at him.
“Sort of. I’m an anthropomorphic personification of
your current internal conflict. One point of view, with the details
pulled from your very naughty subconscious.”
“—Details . . . “ he muttered, his brow
wrinkling even as a faint redness touched his cheeks. DevilSara winked
at him.
“Um, yeah. Despite not being a practicing Catholic,
you’ve got pretty traditional lusts there, Grissom. Of course
I could have gone for that thigh boots and bustier ensemble you liked
so much in the Jezebel catalog, but we are at
work—“
Grissom quickly closed his eyes, even as she giggled, the sound very
amused. Cautiously he opened one eye and was disappointed when the
handle of his coffee cup was empty. Grissom sighed, and wondered if
this little episode was one of the first signs of a breakdown.
The sabbatical was supposed to have lessened some of the strain, but
clearly it wasn’t all gone. He
reached for the coffee and as he picked it up, DevilSara waved at him
from her spot behind it. She’d parked her pert behind against
his nameplate and was grinning up at him. Grissom noted the tiny gap in
her front teeth and was charmed against his will.
“So, as I was saying . . . it’s clear to me
you want
to,” she purred.
He hesitated, then took a quick sip. It was early in the morning;
nobody was around—why not have a little
chat with an adorable figment of his imagination? Certainly, Rosalita
wasn’t going to tattle on him.
“Specify.”
“Nuh unh—you know perfectly well what
we’re talking about, babe. That urge deep within you
that’s been getting stronger. The one you’ve been
debating for over a week now. The one you want to you know . . . ACT
on.” She gave a little wriggle of her eyebrows, and Grissom
gave a half-grin. She really WAS adorable with those long little legs
and tiny horns.
“If you’re one side of the argument,
where’s your counterpart?” he demanded courteously.
“For every pro there is a con—and forgive me for
making an assumption, but you’re definitely the converse in
this conversation.”
DevilSara pouted, her pretty mouth drawing down in an unhappy bow.
“We don’t need her.”
“Then it’s not officially a debate,”
Grissom pointed out over the rim of his coffee mug. “In order
to be so labeled, there must be another point represented.”
“Couldn’t we just keep this between us? Honestly,
you’re more than qualified to stand up for the other
side.”
Grissom shook his head. “I’m biased—you
know that.”
DevilSara rolled her little eyes and waved her tiny pitchfork; Grissom
could picture a cocktail weenie on it. “Oh fine if you insist,
Captain Justice—“
A small sparkly cloud, no bigger than a mouse puffed up on the blotter,
clearing away to reveal another small Sara, this time in low-cut filmy
white robes that looked disturbingly like a sheer negligee. She smiled
up at Grissom and blushed, the pink a lovely shade across her cheeks
and pert nose as she adjusted her petite gold halo.
“You need to do what’s right, Grissom. Thanks for
insisting I be here.”
“Not a problem,” he nodded politely. Her
gown was
outstandingly diaphanous in the high intensity lamplight. She looked up
at him with a slightly stern expression.
“Grissom—focus on the debate, not the
outfit.”
“I’ll try . . . I just had no idea my imagination
was so prone to carnality,” he confessed, resting his chin in
his hand and watching both Saras. They glanced at each other and gave
little smirks.
“Fertile ground—you’ve been cultivating
the Sara file for nearly a decade,” DevilSara crowed.
“Everything from miniskirts to that weird Furry
fantasy—“
He cleared his throat and blinked, cocking his head warningly. Both
Saras giggled, the stereo effect sounding like a pair of delighted
mice; they high-fived each other, much to his annoyance.
“Ladies—“
“Sorry, sorry, yeah—getting back to the issue at
hand. Grissom, don’t do it. Know you want to, love you, but
just—NO,” DevilSara advised him earnestly. She got
up and paced a little, walking in that slightly clunky way that Sara
had sometimes. “Much as you love me—and we both
know it’s the devilish Sara you love—I say
don’t do it. It will ruin the sex.”
Grissom’s eyebrows went up. “I thought
you’d be urging me on, given the
uncertain reception I’m likely to get.”
DevilSara shook her tiny head, resting her pitchfork along one hip.
“No way—it’s much more . . . illicit this
way.”
“You mean uncommitted,” AngelSara broke in, looking
exasperated. “Nice faux argument there, DS, but
we’ve been an item for a long time already, any way you look
at it. This is just a formalization of that fact.” She
crossed her arms under her chest and beamed up at Grissom.
“Ignore her—you’d be doing the RIGHT
thing, babe. The legal and noble thing.”
“Oh forget noble! We don’t want noble, we want our
freedom! We want to keep things low-key and just a touch nasty, Halo
Girl! Why rush anything? It’s been nearly nine
years!” DevilSara growled, stalking over to her angelic
counterpart and glaring. “Our relationship is as established
as it needs to be.”
“No it’s not,” Angel Sara replied
seriously. “It’s still a love affair. Oh sure there
are new living arrangements and a couple of important mergers, like
mail and bills and that joint account, but this next step is the
biggie. It’s the official one and he NEEDS to do
it.”
Grissom sighed. “I’ve been considering it for a
long time. When you get down to the core of who I am, my values are
fairly traditional.”
“Yeah right,”
scoffed DevilSara, stroking the handle of her pitchfork suggestively.
“Like that little game we played last Thursday—what
did the two of us call it? Held Over for Questioning?”
Grissom tried to bite back his smirk but it was difficult. He cleared
his throat instead. “We’re consenting
adults.”
“Heh. We both consented so loudly the neighbors nearly called
the cops,” DevilSara replied with a naughty smirk.
“Sure you want to give up that sort of delicious thrill?
Because I’m telling you, once we make it legal, some of the
spark goes right out the window.”
“Not everything is about sex,” AngelSara pointed
out gently. She strode over to the center of the blotter and smiled up
at Grissom, her little brown eyes bright with faith and trust.
“You know
how much we trust you and love you. We waited for you and you were
there when we needed you. Sure it’s been rocky here and
there, and yeah, it will be again because that’s the way life
goes for two people in love. But commitment and freedom
aren’t opposites, Grissom. You know that, and deep down, we
know that too.”
He paused, letting the little angel’s words sink in.
Carefully Grissom reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a small
velvet box. He held it out. DevilSara growled.
“Damn it, that’s not playing fair.”
“I play to win,” he told her gently, but firmly.
He laid his arm on the desk. With a push of his thumb, Grissom opened
the hinged lid, revealing a beautiful two-carat pink diamond on a
platinum band.
AngelSara gasped happily.
DevilSara gave a throaty little whimper. She dropped her pitchfork and
scrambled forward, climbing over Grissom’s arm resting on the
blotter and made her way to the ring, tugging it free of the velvet and
clasping it to her red spangled chest. “Mine!”
“Oh you bitch!
That’s SO not fair! I won the argument!” AngelSara
protested, running over and climbing up. The two of them began a
grunting tug of war over the ring, yanking it between them as Grissom
watched, riveted. It wasn’t quite a catfight, but it
certainly had potential to go that way, and he leaned forward for a
better view.
Suddenly the door to his office flew open, and with guilty surprise,
Grissom looked up, his face flushing a bit.
“Um, Grissom, we need to talk,” Sara began in a
slightly harassed tone.
He blinked. On Sara’s left shoulder was a . . .
miniature version of himself in a burgundy pin-striped suit complete
with silk vest dotted with gold pitchforks. The wee DevilGrissom had a
beard and jauntily puffed a miniscule cigar as he winked.
On Sara’s right shoulder stood a beardless curly-haired angel
in a gleaming white satin monk’s robe complete with hood,
rosary and knotted rope belt. Behind glasses, guileless blue eyes
looked at Grissom beseechingly.
Grissom stood up. Carefully he scooped up Angel and DevilSara and
dropped them into the left hand drawer of his desk, ignoring their
startled little cries of surprise. Moving with deliberation, he plucked
Devil and AngelGrissom off Sara’s shoulders, dropped them
into the same drawer and then slammed it shut.
Sara sighed. Grissom picked up the ring from his blotter, took her left
hand and slid the band onto her finger in one slow, sweet push, moving
it to rest there before he brought her hand up to his lips and kissed
it.
“Marry me.”
“Yeah,” Sara murmured, moving to rest her forehead
against his.
Carefully Grissom slid his arms around her, smiling as he pulled her
closer. He tipped his head and leaned in to kiss her when they both
heard unusual sounds coming from the drawer. Muffled, but recognizable,
giggles and growls accompanied by faint wisps of smoke and sparkle.
“Are we really that . . . polarized?” Sara
murmured, her grin a lovely private thing.
Grissom smiled back. “I’m sure we could debate the
issue . . . at home.”
“Intimately?” she teased.
He arched an eyebrow at her. “In depth. Possibly to great
lengths.”
Sara laughed. “Lucky for me I love both sides of
you—there’s never been any debate about that.”
End.